texas chili bowl

Referred to in an episode of 'South Park' and that it "involves Tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus". It can be assumed that the telephone is covered in the tabasco sauce then inserted into the recipient/victim's ass (possibly vagina for women) for maximum discomfort.

I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, so, to get back at her, I gave her a Texas chili bowl then told her I found out she was cheating.

by MyBrainHurts2 October 24, 2005

Texas Chili Pot

Funnel diarrhea into a girl's front hole. Hit her with the right cross. When she regains consciousness, knock her out again, this time with semen. Yell TEXAS CHILI POT.

The entire sheriff department is looking for me. I hit Ashley with the Texas Chili Pot. Not she's septic and in ICU with a brain bleed. Still got that pussy tho.

by Texas Chili Guy October 31, 2018

Texas turkey sandwich

You stick the cactus up your ass while you fuck the armadillo in the pooper while you eat you ol lady’s turkey sandwich ( pussy ) as she spurs you in the back with a Texas cowboy hat on!

Me an bubba traded ol lady’s in the trailer park last night and Becky gave me a Texas turkey sandwich an boy am I sore today

by Redneck.lh20 February 11, 2019

Texas Coffee Break

Slipping into the bathroom for a quick wank or bean flick while at work and on the clock.

I got so horny sitting at my desk I had to take a Texas coffee break.

Don’t use the head around 10 am because every stall is full of dudes on a Texas coffee break.

My explosive diarrhea episode quickly turned in to a Texas coffee break and I flicked a squirt from my engorged bean.

by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020

Texas Cowboy Stew

To defecate and ejaculate in the mouth a female and stir said concoction around with the tip of an erect phallus.

Dan:"Hey, John did you hear I gave Kim the Texas Cowboy Stew yesterday?"
John:" Did you stir thoroughly and let it simmer?"
Dan:"Of course, it settled to perfection."

by JJ The Jetplane April 6, 2014

texas bull horn

When a male inhales a quiff

Andrew got a Texas bull horn from his mom

by Dirty Mike in the muffs August 20, 2017

Texas Gas Chamber

Dropping some rank as flatulence while inside of a pup tent with the flaps down.

We slipped into Tijuana ford one late night Tex mex and the local donkey show. It was great till we got back to the camp site and turned the tent into a Texas gas chamber.

I couldn’t get out of the Texas gas chamber fast enough. The zipper was stuck. It smelled like hot rotten eggs.

by Dick Onchin October 17, 2020