go touch grass

Touching grass is perfect to cringy people (get r/youngpeoplereddited lol)

1. Person 1: I write a YFM BenaPuff (Puff x Benatar) yaoi uwucutesingle maid!puff boku no pico uwu kawaii yaoi fluffy lemon fanfic!!!! 1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!!1!1!!1!
Person 2: Go touch grass

by BunnieXD November 13, 2023

Go touch dirt

You should be buried 6 ft under

Someone old or rude telling you how to live your life, you tell them they should go touch dirt

by Grumpy old man November 19, 2023

to touch someone germanly

when one gets absolutely shitfaced then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with someone of the opposite sex

i.e: your gonna get touched germanly tonight
i.e: im going to touch someone germanly tonight

by anonymous February 18, 2025

touches my arm

when she touches your arm and your like hoooolllyyy fuck that’s hot 🔥

*girl touches my arm*
me: *dies inside*

by susticle69 October 20, 2022

touching the blanket

When you accidentally run against some one’s pubes

“I got really close to that guy, I think I was touching the blanket”

by Grizzled67 February 29, 2024

Touching Butts

When you and your significant other sleep in the opposite direction.

I'm sick of you, we are touching butts and going to sleep.

by FabricFresh June 15, 2016

touched

annoyed, upset, or agitated.

"you're so touched she ghosted you"

by paxrox December 5, 2021