by Megzors April 23, 2006
<verb><noun> Slang;
1) To rub one's genitals between a pair of breasts to cause orgasm.
2) Offensive slang; An insult.
1) To rub one's genitals between a pair of breasts to cause orgasm.
2) Offensive slang; An insult.
1) "Oh my god, I am having the uberest orgasm ever due to this extremely nice tit-wank you have bestowed upon my person."
2) "Dave, you silly tit-wank get back here before I burn your gerbil."
2) "Dave, you silly tit-wank get back here before I burn your gerbil."
by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005
Emily: What do you think of this band?
Colin: Dude, it totally kicks tits!
John: We've gotta jet to this party.
Emily: Yeah, come on guys we've gotta kick tits!
Colin: Dude, it totally kicks tits!
John: We've gotta jet to this party.
Emily: Yeah, come on guys we've gotta kick tits!
by FrankieTrouble August 12, 2008
1. one that has crappy tits.
2. someone who has just received a 'cleveland steamer' on their chest and can be called crap tits.
3. one who is such an undeniable failure at everything that the only thing that is left is to call them crap tits, regardless of whether or not tits are present on this individual. see also, fucking moronic hose-beast.
2. someone who has just received a 'cleveland steamer' on their chest and can be called crap tits.
3. one who is such an undeniable failure at everything that the only thing that is left is to call them crap tits, regardless of whether or not tits are present on this individual. see also, fucking moronic hose-beast.
1. look at the crap tits on that chick!
2. hey crap tits, did you get all that washed off in the shower? I'm prolly going to have to throw these sheets away and i think that the walls are going to have to be repainted.
3. jesus, (insert male/female name) is such a-- uh, FUCKING CRAP TITS!
2. hey crap tits, did you get all that washed off in the shower? I'm prolly going to have to throw these sheets away and i think that the walls are going to have to be repainted.
3. jesus, (insert male/female name) is such a-- uh, FUCKING CRAP TITS!
by hangus77 November 10, 2008
The action created by a pair of large (DD+) human female mammaries spinning in opposing circles.
Direction of opposing circular breasts does not matter as long as the direction of one (breast) is opposite AND independent of the other.
The desired effect of this action should be one of stunned hypno-terror ; You should not be able to look away whether you want to look away or not.
Direction of opposing circular breasts does not matter as long as the direction of one (breast) is opposite AND independent of the other.
The desired effect of this action should be one of stunned hypno-terror ; You should not be able to look away whether you want to look away or not.
Dude that chick rocked the Tornado Tits at that party. Double 'E' cups.
No way!! What happened to your mind, man!?
I fell over like an off balance tricycle.
No way!! What happened to your mind, man!?
I fell over like an off balance tricycle.
by MegaKlob June 24, 2011
by Salo120 December 11, 2010
Blue tits is a condition often described by sexually frustrated women or girl as a painful tingling in the tits and clitoris accompanied by a slight blue tinge of the cheeks. It's caused, or at least claimed to be caused by a need for orgasm.
“Matthew showed me his sweet cock, and then took off on me. Now I have a case of the old blue tits.”
by Hisforhat February 06, 2019