by Megzors May 4, 2006
Get the Tit splooge mug.<verb><noun> Slang;
1) To rub one's genitals between a pair of breasts to cause orgasm.
2) Offensive slang; An insult.
1) To rub one's genitals between a pair of breasts to cause orgasm.
2) Offensive slang; An insult.
1) "Oh my god, I am having the uberest orgasm ever due to this extremely nice tit-wank you have bestowed upon my person."
2) "Dave, you silly tit-wank get back here before I burn your gerbil."
2) "Dave, you silly tit-wank get back here before I burn your gerbil."
by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005
Get the Tit-Wank mug.Emily: What do you think of this band?
Colin: Dude, it totally kicks tits!
John: We've gotta jet to this party.
Emily: Yeah, come on guys we've gotta kick tits!
Colin: Dude, it totally kicks tits!
John: We've gotta jet to this party.
Emily: Yeah, come on guys we've gotta kick tits!
by FrankieTrouble October 7, 2008
Get the Kick Tits mug.1. The inexplicable phenomena found with in females when one mammary occelates out of phase with the other mammary.
2. The term used to describe the situation in which a male and or female makes several other individuals wait, because he or she is preoccupied with handling the mammaries of another female.
2. The term used to describe the situation in which a male and or female makes several other individuals wait, because he or she is preoccupied with handling the mammaries of another female.
"Ajront still isnt back from being afk, he must be tit lagging."
"Jill tripped, because her tits were lagging and it threw her off balance."
"Jill tripped, because her tits were lagging and it threw her off balance."
by Desid May 4, 2008
Get the Tit Lag mug.Verb; An engagement, usually involving two or more females, that involves a fight to the death only using their boobs. Purpose is to determine who has the superior tits.
See also: Booby-Battle, Mammary-Massacre, Areola-Campare-E-Ola, Double D-structuion, Titty-Takedown.
Antonyms: Sword Fighting
See also: Booby-Battle, Mammary-Massacre, Areola-Campare-E-Ola, Double D-structuion, Titty-Takedown.
Antonyms: Sword Fighting
Greg: Dude, Bethany and Annie are about to have a tit off!
Mark: Awesome, I love tit-offs!
Stephen: Did I overhear you guys talking about a tit-off?
Greg: Yeah, would you like to go to the tit-off?
Stephen: Of course I want to go to the tit-off.
Mark: Cool, let's go to the tit-off!
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Mark: Awesome, I love tit-offs!
Stephen: Did I overhear you guys talking about a tit-off?
Greg: Yeah, would you like to go to the tit-off?
Stephen: Of course I want to go to the tit-off.
Mark: Cool, let's go to the tit-off!
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by Word Wizards, LLC February 5, 2017
Get the Tit-off mug.The action created by a pair of large (DD+) human female mammaries spinning in opposing circles.
Direction of opposing circular breasts does not matter as long as the direction of one (breast) is opposite AND independent of the other.
The desired effect of this action should be one of stunned hypno-terror ; You should not be able to look away whether you want to look away or not.
Direction of opposing circular breasts does not matter as long as the direction of one (breast) is opposite AND independent of the other.
The desired effect of this action should be one of stunned hypno-terror ; You should not be able to look away whether you want to look away or not.
Dude that chick rocked the Tornado Tits at that party. Double 'E' cups.
No way!! What happened to your mind, man!?
I fell over like an off balance tricycle.
No way!! What happened to your mind, man!?
I fell over like an off balance tricycle.
by MegaKlob June 24, 2011
Get the Tornado Tits mug.1. one that has crappy tits.
2. someone who has just received a 'cleveland steamer' on their chest and can be called crap tits.
3. one who is such an undeniable failure at everything that the only thing that is left is to call them crap tits, regardless of whether or not tits are present on this individual. see also, fucking moronic hose-beast.
2. someone who has just received a 'cleveland steamer' on their chest and can be called crap tits.
3. one who is such an undeniable failure at everything that the only thing that is left is to call them crap tits, regardless of whether or not tits are present on this individual. see also, fucking moronic hose-beast.
1. look at the crap tits on that chick!
2. hey crap tits, did you get all that washed off in the shower? I'm prolly going to have to throw these sheets away and i think that the walls are going to have to be repainted.
3. jesus, (insert male/female name) is such a-- uh, FUCKING CRAP TITS!
2. hey crap tits, did you get all that washed off in the shower? I'm prolly going to have to throw these sheets away and i think that the walls are going to have to be repainted.
3. jesus, (insert male/female name) is such a-- uh, FUCKING CRAP TITS!
by hangus77 March 28, 2009
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