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Story whore

Much akin to a graphics whore in video game culture. A story whore is a person that only cares about story in video games. Despite video games typically having garbage stories on average.

They will not care about gameplay. That is the 2nd to last thing they care about.

They will play games by Playstation 3 Naughty Dog like Last of Us and Uncharted despite having a lack of gameplay and being linear.
Gamer: Bro did you play The other M?

Story whore: Yeah I did it sucked.

Gamer: Why?

Story whore: Because the story was bad. Samus was completely helpless and submissive to her leaders.

Gamer: But what about the gameplay?

Story whore: Oh that was pretty cool I guess.
by Chevyman95 September 5, 2019
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Jeopardy Story

When someone is telling an incredibly boring story but you can't stop them because you sparked the conversation.

Similar to the game show Jeopardy, where host Alex Trebek has to endure the painfully boring stories of the contestants.
Luke: ...so I go to the store and then Ernie is there, and he's, like, staring at me and then he pushes his cart awa-

Harry: I hate to interrupt you, but this is a total Jeopardy story.
by tractorscum July 27, 2016
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Zadina Story

A type of real horror story that happens to you as a child, stimming from hanging out with a girl named Zadina, usually involving, drugs, sex, incest, pedophilia, or other incredibly inappropriate things for a minor to experience.
My friend was telling me a Zadina Story about how one of her older brother's drugged her.
by AshTheGaySimp October 24, 2025
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mother goose story tellin ass bitch

A person who makes up the dumbest non believable stories to cover their shady asses, will go outta their way to waste time and expects you to believe them or acts offended when you don't.
This mother goose story tellin ass bitch just told me he don't have my money because three cats and a raccoon with a knife just robbed him behind maceys.
by anonymous April 26, 2023
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Gatsby Story

When you make a private story just so one person will see it and reply to you
I made a Gatsby Story to get Niamh to reply to me
by OnisionSpeaksLordOfCucks November 9, 2020
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Group Story

A story on snapchat shared by multiple people. Originally intended for groups of friends/family to share together during a mutual event (parties,graduation,weddings,road trips, etc.) but has been badly misused as a way to get people to add each other. Once you've been added to this group story, you'll receive an orgy of adds from random people you don't even know and wonder where the hell they even came from.
Billy: Check out this group story thing on snapchat it's so cool!
Julie: What's the point of it?
Billy: It's like a thing where a group of friends share stories together all in one story.
Julie:Sounds like fun!
Billy:It is!
Billy: *checks story*
Billy: Hold on... why is there people doing different things and saying "Add me"? And do they even know each other?
by floridaguy69 May 26, 2018
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Story Stomp

When you are conversing with a group of friends about a meaningful topic and the insecure, needy friend comes in and starts discussing non meaningful and completely unrelated topics as a way to regain the attention of the group.
Friend 1: So I think I might have the Cancer. I'm waiting for my test results to come back.

Friends 2 and 3: OMG, I can't believe this! What ---

Friend 4: Wow. So yeah, I just took a nice big poop. It was so big and steamy. It was pretty much like the best poop ever.

Friend 1: so thanks for the Story Stomp. Guess my shit isn't important.
by Qufad January 25, 2015
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