Fart Pimp

A person that commands respect from others because of his or her farting prowess

Damn! What the hell is that smell!?!? Oh it was Gabe, he's a Fart Pimp!

by J_PAPER January 8, 2015

Revenge Fart

A fart blown in retaliation for someone else's fart blown previously...the revenge fart is blown in the vicinity of the previous offender to get even with them for their earlier fart.

Dave blew a fart at our card game a couple hours ago, so, later on, at the party, I stood near Dave and blew a revenge fart.

by Kalisiin November 22, 2011

phantom farting

An illusion of farting created by the body language of a group of pranksters who synchronize backing quickly away from a person while grimacing simultaneously as though the stench is intolerable and horrific.

Since adolescence these close friends practiced and honed their cruel phantom farting routine on teachers, their wives, heads of state, and eventually the 45th President of the United States as he stood on the lawn of the White House.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 28, 2020

Fart Magnet

When you think you have farted privately and from out of nowhere people enter into gaseous ground zero.

You know once you drop a fart magnet in public, someone is going to walk into it.

"Murphy's Law" as related to farts.

I was the only one using the ATM, but as soon as I dropped a fart magnet, 2 others came in behind me.

It wasn't me.

by Saharox February 27, 2010

supermarket fart

to drop a fart whilst in a aisle in the supermarket and quickly making your escape down the next aisle leaving all in your wake in a toxic gas cloud.

the man quickly went around the corner to the next aisle after dropping a supermarket fart

everyone else- wtf is that smell?

by baddazoner January 8, 2011

Fart barrier

The fart barrier is passing the point in a relationship where farting in each other's company has become accepted. Thus strengthening the relationship and bond of the couple.

I farted in front of Jules the other day! We finally made it through the fart barrier!

by Vinnyitsvinny2 May 20, 2014

Fart Alarm

The act of going up to a sleeping person, bending over, and waking them up by farting near their face.

Bob was sleeping, so I decided to wake him up with a fart alarm.

by wolfpacleader1986 August 27, 2012