Muppet Fucker

A person who has a fetish involving sexual acts with muppets.

Orehna is a Muppet Fucker

by Xenu4d2 May 04, 2008

cousin fucker

1.)Bill Clinton
2.)an Arkansas inbred

I'm so glad Bubba the cousin fucker is no longer in office

by hugh mon December 06, 2003

Rat Fucker

N. A person who thinks their minor accomplishment is a major achievement.

{note: current definition is incorrect}

bob: "I just pulled my first snowboarding 180...."

joe: "you rat fucker"

by orbust January 04, 2012

cotton fuckers

non vergin girls

any girl that takes cock is or are cotton fuckers

by kinneen September 02, 2009

Laptop Fucker

One who appreciates the fucking of laptops. A laptop fucker comes under the spectrum of technophiles.

boy 1: "I've recently discovered the joys of penetrating the 'top"

boy 2: "You laptop fucker! Guess what, just last night, my laptop gave me a lapdance"

by tech4ever September 24, 2008

brief fucker

gay men who get a when thier friends are in tighteywhiteys.
When u wanna sniff n wear your friends briefs.

hey dominic i have a brief fucker for you in those undies

by asslicker69 April 14, 2009

Tranny fucker

When you're a chirstain boy and you dip your sausage in a ironing board with dyed hair.

"yo guys I just lost my v card to a tanny, I'm now a tranny fucker"

by Twoandahalfdan June 20, 2018