When Gravity Calls In Sick

A two-part phrase followed by "You float into poor decisions", though the second part is not often stated.

"Dang it man, I knew I shouldn't have gambled my inheritance"

"Well, when Gravity Calls In Sick..."

by Johnathan Greaves March 19, 2026

International send your sick boyfriend nakkey pictures day

On this auspicious day it is customary for one to provide your ailing boyfriend with nakkey pictures, to cheer him up from his wallowing misery.

Person one: Alas, it is October 18th, and my body is ailing, please bestow upon me

pictures of your nakkey self, I shall cherish them.

Person two: of course my beloved.

Because it is October 18th (international send your sick boyfriend nakkey pictures day) this is a normal interaction.

by Mr.Foley October 18, 2025

sacksticker

n. a very hot day in which your nutsack sticks to your leg.

Man it's a hundred degrees out there, it's a real sacksticker!!!

by BrizzleT420 July 24, 2008

sackstick

Sackstick is the adherence of the scrotum to one's thigh. Sackstick occurs when men are physically active or wearing confining pants. We always see women picking at their drawers when the elastic rides up on their asses, but when you see a guy stop and do a double knee bend, he is rectifying a case of Sackstick.

I had been standing in line in the sun for an hour when I noticed I had a gnarly case of Sackstick. Time to detach!

by Mudknuckle Circus December 18, 2013

Uncle Sticksticko

That one uncle you have that fucks EVERYONE.

Yo Demo, why are girls always up on you like my Uncle Sticksticko?

by stoopidhead March 6, 2009

Auntie SlickStick

Can only be performed by beefy, 6'5'' or more cowgirls. Tends to please men retaining dogdicks or chodes. The woman, sticking out get tongue as far as possible, shoves the penis into the crevasse underneath the tongue and lets saliva build-up. After 30 - 90 seconds, a twist of the tongue rotates the dong to the roof of the mouth, where the woman will proceed to suck the spit down her throat. Continue process until satisfaction has been acheived.

The last time my wife did an Auntie SlickStick was when we didn't think we could have regular intercourse as you had been in the womb for 9 weeks, Billy.

by AnotherWord4 December 22, 2018

slicksticking

When two people masturbate on beds opposite of one another then ejaculating onto the bedside table.

"Hey did you notice how Garett's bedside table is weirdly glossy?"

"Yeah we were slicksticking last night"

by GeoStat April 4, 2025