sam'ed himself

a term used for when you poop yourself at least three times while working.

look he sam'ed himself

by hate bby May 21, 2008

Sam Roberts

The singlemost talented Canadian musician ever to grace the earth. Also, the pinnacle of babelihoood. Both a noun and an adjective.

"Gee, Sam Roberts (noun) is so totally rockin'! I wish that he would take me to prom and/or marry me"

"Wow! On a scale of one to ten, that nuclear hand grenade is Sam Roberts."

by xXOo cassie oOXx October 29, 2005

Sam Houston Institute of Technology

An unreal renaming of the "Sam Houston State University" in Texas. Sam Houston Institute of Technology, abbreviated, would spell, "S.H.I.T."

Cheerleaders:

"Gimme an 'S'!"
"Gimme an 'H'!"
"Gimme an 'I'!"
"Gimme an 'T'!"
"What's that spell?!"
Crowd: "Sam Houston Institute of Technology!"

by Mindraker November 28, 2009

Sam's Town

A highly underrated album. Most of the people who don't like it haven't really listened to the album, but simply decided before that The Killers needed a sophomore slump, or didn't like that they changed their style a bit, or were unhappy with Brandon Flowers saying how much he enjoyed it. Is in fact an absolutely incredible album.

Sam's Town should really be judged by killers fans, not critics. The fans love it.

by Jman077 December 14, 2008

Sam Parker

THE SCUM THAT CLOGS YOUR SKIN. A pathological liar, cheater, bottom tier human being who will sexually harass you and try to fuck you, your best friend and his cousin bc that’s the sad excuse of a good little mormon boy that he is. A true racist pig who only dreams of getting ahead in life. DO NOT TRUST

“Wow, he’s a real Sam Parker.”

by MormonAnnihilator November 9, 2019

Sam Hornish Sr.

Easily mistaken with the Sam Hornish Jr., the Sam Hornish Sr. is a more godly act. Like "the Jr.", "the Sr." starts with the placing of one's scrotum on or in anothers beverage, but what makes this feat so amazing is that the drinker knows what has happens to his or her drink and drinks it anyway.

We all think Morris might be gay because he let Mirav Sam Hornish Sr. his pink lemonade.

by Rahdagh August 9, 2009

Sam Brott

An ice cream sandwich consisting of a very large amount of ice cream sandwiched between two freshly ironed belgian waffles. Typically found on the grounds of the University of Virginia.

Wow, I just ate a Sam Brott at the UVA dining hall and it was so tasty!

by icecreamlover4 August 29, 2011