Literally the most terrible, dreadful, frightful, annoying, most stupid story making website in the virtual world i bet
if it was in real life the world would explode from its terribleness.
IF YOU SEE THIS NEVER USE STORY JUMPER AGAIN AND GIVE IT 0 STARS
if it was in real life the world would explode from its terribleness.
IF YOU SEE THIS NEVER USE STORY JUMPER AGAIN AND GIVE IT 0 STARS
by mendu May 23, 2023
once upon a time
there was a kid who lived in a house on his own
one day a guy broke in with a knife
you know what happens next...
...thats right, they had a pizza party!!
they ate so much pizza
the guy who broke in said the kid could have some candy in his white van
you know what happens next...
...you called it again!!!! :D they drove to the theme park and had fun on the rides XD
they were eating some cake and the guy approached the kid from behind with a knife...
...and cut the cake evenly so they both got a few slices!! :DDD
then they got back in the white van and drove somewhere...
...it was back to the kids home and he got into bed, ready to sleep
and then when he was sleeping the guy broke in through his window and kidnapped him :)
the end
there was a kid who lived in a house on his own
one day a guy broke in with a knife
you know what happens next...
...thats right, they had a pizza party!!
they ate so much pizza
the guy who broke in said the kid could have some candy in his white van
you know what happens next...
...you called it again!!!! :D they drove to the theme park and had fun on the rides XD
they were eating some cake and the guy approached the kid from behind with a knife...
...and cut the cake evenly so they both got a few slices!! :DDD
then they got back in the white van and drove somewhere...
...it was back to the kids home and he got into bed, ready to sleep
and then when he was sleeping the guy broke in through his window and kidnapped him :)
the end
Grandpa: "kids, dont eat pizza with grown men you dont know... or youll end up with a best friend for life!!!!! :D"
Kids: "that was the worst excuse of a story ive ever heard"
Kids: "that was the worst excuse of a story ive ever heard"
by naminaidk June 14, 2024
by bigphatgorillacoochie April 29, 2020
When someone is telling an incredibly boring story but you can't stop them because you sparked the conversation.
Similar to the game show Jeopardy, where host Alex Trebek has to endure the painfully boring stories of the contestants.
Similar to the game show Jeopardy, where host Alex Trebek has to endure the painfully boring stories of the contestants.
Luke: ...so I go to the store and then Ernie is there, and he's, like, staring at me and then he pushes his cart awa-
Harry: I hate to interrupt you, but this is a total Jeopardy story.
Harry: I hate to interrupt you, but this is a total Jeopardy story.
by tractorscum July 27, 2016
Baby im busy, There is EE4B2B streaming down my pussy!
Barbara- Aged 31 and has 2 kids named bill and jeremy. She lives on 8 bridgewater street In Wigan, Uk. She got married in 2005 to John Awouni who was born on mozambique. They live in a 3 bedroom house and the 2 kids share a room whilst one being a spare. The kids a identical twins and they were born in 2014. They both have skibidi toilet syndrome and i will be placing a 44. magnum bullet direclty into each one of there craniums. Then i will unleash an homeade naplam into there house and watch then burn and turn into soot.
Barbara- Aged 31 and has 2 kids named bill and jeremy. She lives on 8 bridgewater street In Wigan, Uk. She got married in 2005 to John Awouni who was born on mozambique. They live in a 3 bedroom house and the 2 kids share a room whilst one being a spare. The kids a identical twins and they were born in 2014. They both have skibidi toilet syndrome and i will be placing a 44. magnum bullet direclty into each one of there craniums. Then i will unleash an homeade naplam into there house and watch then burn and turn into soot.
by Jacquivous Johnson jr December 09, 2023
by Just opinions February 18, 2022
the person who i am, you are, we all are. they is me and i is you. story is my name and being hella gay is my game. don't test me or i'll steal your knees like the lorax. also dsitnf grjjiogh ;p
did you see that girl? what was her name again? story? did you hear how she ripped that guys knees off?
by story_is_gay January 20, 2022