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Spoon

Shut up and go to spoon something, please please.
by Docking lover 69 November 5, 2021
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Danger spoon

Danger spoon? That sounds like something you'd hear on like urban dictionary doesn't it? Fucking danger spoon it's like some weird sex move.
"Slow car ahead, slow on spoon"
"What? Danger?"
"Danger spoon."
by Mew_Cilon June 7, 2024
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Dick Spoon

Prison slang for an edible spoon made from a wafer-like material, typically provided to inmates on mental health/suicide watches who have recently demonstrated a proclivity for inserting foreign objects into their bodily orifices, which unlike a regular plastic spoon will eventually dissolve on contact with bodily moisture.
"No, no plastic spoon for Inmate Smith- he's been packing the musket again. Give him a dick spoon".
by Dano78 October 1, 2022
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Spoon sleepwalker

A very rare condition where when the person with the condition is asleep, the innermind of the body finds the need to big or small spoon hes / her partner. Whereas the partner is situated in a different room. Keep in mind not waking up the person or reject the spoon, it will trigger a reaction of the person to spank the butt.
by Babaamattie June 17, 2020
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Wooden spoon karaoke

The rediculous endeavour of singing kareoke whilst using a wooden spoon in lieu of a microphone.
She ate that song during wooden spoon karaoke
by Phantom1983 February 10, 2024
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Spoon of Sagugu

Spoon of sagugu is a cult made by nine year olds in the late 2000s it was made to honor the serenity and beauty of the spoon. Members are highly respected in thier individual communities
Worship the spoooon
Sagugu,Sagugu
Spoon of sagugu ehhhhhhh
by YungBanjThaGod February 4, 2019
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Rusty Spoon Effect

This is when a person does something so bloody unexpected, so stupid, that it actually works.
Just like a terrorist running at you with not a bomb, but a rusty spoon

E.g. You go round a corner expecting someone to jump you, but they are actually lying down in the middle of the hallway
Person 1 - "Scared you!"
Person 2 - "You where duct taped to the ceiling, bloody Rusty Spoon Effect"
by AO | Dovahkiin October 12, 2017
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