Side Swipper

Someone who has a strikingly sexy profile (side view... not online), but they are not as hot from the front.

Ey, remember that dude i was scoping at the Kwanzaa Festival sitting cross the room- I saw him from the front and he was a straight Side Swipper, dis-a-ppointment!

by Chellz January 5, 2008

Elongated shopper

One who takes longer then necessary while shopping

Eryn is such an elongated shopper, it's hard for her go to the department store and grocery store in under 3 hours.

by Ian L. Robinson January 9, 2009

Spew Slipper

Waking up after a large night on the turps only to get out of bed and put your foot in the pile of vomit you don't remember departing your body the night before.

Potentially worse when it departed someone else's body.

"How did you pull up?"

"Not as well as expected. My feet felt the warmth of the spew slipper."

by spewslipper August 11, 2009

dong skipper

any female that moves freely from one dong to another sampling a numerous variety along the way .

since the divorce Diane has become quite the dong skipper.

by Jack Fancy December 24, 2009

Sacajawea slippers

Girls moccasins.

Angela's wearing her sacajawea slippers today, naked smoking a peace pipe in the mountains.

by JerryShwartz October 1, 2009

Shadow Shopper

A friend who follows you around whilst shopping, potentially because they have no sense of personal style or space. Highly annoying. When you ask their opinion they will often say what they think you want to hear, rather than their genuine belief, lest it be 'wrong'.

"I turned around to look at the books and jenny was right in my face! dam shadow shopper"

by sweetchillisauce January 9, 2010

Banana Slipper

The accomodating pussy of a well-travelled and worldly Oriental lady, post coitus. Yellow on the outside, creamy on the inside.

That thai babe knew what she was doing, man! Just to say thank you, I gave her a banana slipper for her troubles...

by Bananarama Brian November 25, 2010