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Road man joe

The leader of all roadmen across the globe. He owns all puffer jackets.
Road man joe commanded his puffer bois.
by QueezySquid May 24, 2021
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Blast some roads

Def 1: Remove pieces or entire sections of paved road with blasting explosive.

Def 2: Eagerly drive around twisty roads, like in the hills of Southern California. The street version of "tearing up the track".
Person 1:Hey man, wanna go blast some roads?
Person 2: Sure, where do you wanna meet?
Person 1: George's pizza at 12:45.
Person 2: Alright, I'll be there.
by SignMyForeskin February 5, 2020
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walking-road-kill

A person who is too stupid for words. A person that you wonder how and why they are still alive. A person so stupid that you know it's just a matter of time before they are killed by nothing more than their shear stupidity.
On 3 separate occasions I have seen people standing next to their cars unable to unlock their car door because the battery in the key fob had died and they didn't know what to do. On each occasion I took the keys from their hands and unlocked the door WITH THE KEYS! Man! Talk about WALKING-ROAD-KILL!
by m2hss April 25, 2011
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Road Beer (UK)

When you on your way to the lads to bang some nose pizza. You take a beer with you to drink en route. Whilst walking.
Yo, clive let's get some nose pizza from chango. Ok Robert, but we gonna need a few road beer (uk) bruv.
by Tony the DR of luggage December 31, 2020
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Mandatory Road Head

When going on an elongated excursion with a female riding shotgun it is an obligation to said female that for every two hours of said excursion she preform oral sex upon your member
A: How was the 8 hour drive from Jersey to Maine with your girl?
B: it was great! especially the Mandatory Road Head
by BalerionTBlackDread February 1, 2017
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Soule Road Middle

school in CNY where the kids who go their act like they’re from the hood the white boys do drugs and the girls are fake bitches the teachers are horrible and always finding new, stupid reasons to give you detention and something to the kid part about how the girls fake their depression for attention not to mention the kids love doing drugs and enjoy juuling
person: who spilled the lean all over the bathroom?
person 2: must’ve been a soule road middle school kid
by Wnaanoakakdnfnfdm January 11, 2019
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dirt road diary

The soiled remnants of a toilet paper roll after being glued to a toilet due to illness.
Can you replace your dirt road diary in the bathroom, Kristen? It's gross AF, I'm not changing that.
by Franklyn H July 31, 2022
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