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porcelain piss

When you get up in the middle of the night to go to bathroom, you urinate on the porcelain inside the toilet, instead of directly on the water to avoid making that 'sploshing sound.' This is done to avoid waking up your spouse or a roommate.
"I heard you get up last night and go to the bathroom"

"Really? Thats strange, I took a porcelain piss."
by thelol6 December 26, 2010
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Dookie Piss

Noun: When ones defecation has the same consistancy of that of urine.
Employee F: Ugh!!! I have terrible diarrhea. My butt has been running like a faucet all day!

Employee C: Yo man, you got the Dookie Piss.
by Too Far 2 REACH July 5, 2011
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Piss Baby

A grown boy who threatens to kill himself because you won't get back together with him.
by SoggyBussy November 30, 2021
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Invisible piss

When your pissing most usually on a toilet and the feeling of piss brushes a part of your body most commonly your legs or foot despite no piss actually making contact with any part of your body.
Brain: Dude stop pissing on your leg!
Eyes: There is no piss...
Brain: Oh I had just conducted Invisible piss!
by Дecca December 31, 2020
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Piss-pantsed

transitive verb: To accidentally urinate in your pants despite being fully aware.
Oh shit, Johnny just piss-pantsed himself in the garden.
by gertzy8 September 26, 2008
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Piss-A-Lysts

Everyday things that encourage you to pee, that your bladder is allergic to
Piss-A-Lysts Causes of Piss:

Waterfalls, traffic light posts, anxiety from being a perv and a girl might know it, booty, hearing drinking or sipping sounds, when you see your dog pee, seeing people pee, dying laughter, getting chased by a dog, getting chased by "The Man", running, church sermons, stage-fright, bathroom torture, etc.
by Euphonious Blacksmith October 25, 2010
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Crispy Piss

A chaotic Canadian gremlin with 0 braincells and negative emotional understanding, who sends shrek and grug videos and traumatizes people with weird story times and even weirder gifs.

Someone who spends a minimum of 10 hours writing and 7 hours making OMORI Christian lore that makes you wonder how this all came to be. Someone who's written language consists of barely decipherable words and letters mashup and jumbled together like an uncooked salad.

Someone who's english consists of various sounds like "RRAAAAH" and "HSAHWSS", to the point where you wonder what they are saying. Someone who makes lore (I refuse to admit its funny) on random paragraphs of text from books and stories.

"In their spare time they also photoshop the faces of their companions onto various objects. They have pasted their own face onto Nicholas cage’s nostrils. This is the species known as the Crispy Piss", as described by the 4th Wall herself.

And an unhinged, concerning, yet nice friend to be around :))
"Man what are all those shrek and grug videos you keep getting pinged with?"

"Oh those? Crispy Piss sent it to me"

"... Again?"
by 49% of a Dream April 9, 2023
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