When you get up in the middle of the night to go to bathroom, you urinate on the porcelain inside the toilet, instead of directly on the water to avoid making that 'sploshing sound.' This is done to avoid waking up your spouse or a roommate.
"I heard you get up last night and go to the bathroom"
"Really? Thats strange, I took a porcelain piss."
"Really? Thats strange, I took a porcelain piss."
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Waterfalls, traffic light posts, anxiety from being a perv and a girl might know it, booty, hearing drinking or sipping sounds, when you see your dog pee, seeing people pee, dying laughter, getting chased by a dog, getting chased by "The Man", running, church sermons, stage-fright, bathroom torture, etc.
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Someone who spends a minimum of 10 hours writing and 7 hours making OMORI Christian lore that makes you wonder how this all came to be. Someone who's written language consists of barely decipherable words and letters mashup and jumbled together like an uncooked salad.
Someone who's english consists of various sounds like "RRAAAAH" and "HSAHWSS", to the point where you wonder what they are saying. Someone who makes lore (I refuse to admit its funny) on random paragraphs of text from books and stories.
"In their spare time they also photoshop the faces of their companions onto various objects. They have pasted their own face onto Nicholas cage’s nostrils. This is the species known as the Crispy Piss", as described by the 4th Wall herself.
And an unhinged, concerning, yet nice friend to be around :))
"Man what are all those shrek and grug videos you keep getting pinged with?"
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"... Again?"
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"... Again?"
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