Surprise moment when a guy is pissing ( after having to hold it for an extremely long time ) and at the height of the stream he has an urge to shit. The brown turtle head wants out. Now begins the coordinated effort in continuing to piss while keeping from shitting yourself.
Dude I was at a wedding and after about the fifth toast I was about to piss myself. I got to the bathroom and out of now where I had a piss turtle situation on my hands.
by Irish don June 26, 2014
Get the piss turtlemug. When you're urinating and you get a burning sensation
Ah, dude.. I pissed and it literally felt like my dick was burning, that shit was painful.
Ah, dude.. I pissed and it literally felt like my dick was burning, that shit was painful.
When you're urinating and you get a burning sensation
Ah, dude.. I pissed and I got that fire piss sensation.. it literally felt like my dick was burning, that shit was painful.
Ah, dude.. I pissed and I got that fire piss sensation.. it literally felt like my dick was burning, that shit was painful.
by 0eAthePenis November 28, 2015
Get the fire pissmug. A clown with gigantic balls.
I'm saying GIGANTIC. He hops on them because they're squishy and bouncy, and he often gets hurt badly due to jumping off of high cliffs.
He's got a small penis, however.
So small that he can't even pee out of it.
Instead, he must cut his balls open to let the piss out, hence his name; Piss Clown.
He has a variety of different locations, and he lives on a diet of balloons, boogers, and piss.
He stands at 4'3, but his balls are over 6 ft tall.
He's attracted to men especially, who can piss all over him and give him secret powers.
If you see the piss clown, watch out, because he may force you to piss on his balls.
I'm saying GIGANTIC. He hops on them because they're squishy and bouncy, and he often gets hurt badly due to jumping off of high cliffs.
He's got a small penis, however.
So small that he can't even pee out of it.
Instead, he must cut his balls open to let the piss out, hence his name; Piss Clown.
He has a variety of different locations, and he lives on a diet of balloons, boogers, and piss.
He stands at 4'3, but his balls are over 6 ft tall.
He's attracted to men especially, who can piss all over him and give him secret powers.
If you see the piss clown, watch out, because he may force you to piss on his balls.
"Aye man is that the piss clown?"
"It-It seems he is aagh- he's jerking off my penis!!!!"
*Piss clown talks in a Spanish accent for some reason*
"Aye señor. I'mma drink all ur cum mWAHHAEHSJAK"
"It-It seems he is aagh- he's jerking off my penis!!!!"
*Piss clown talks in a Spanish accent for some reason*
"Aye señor. I'mma drink all ur cum mWAHHAEHSJAK"
by Bawks Sonic July 20, 2021
Get the Piss Clownmug. When the new girl comes to school and thinks it's cute to ask a group of girls to accompany her to the john. This is probably the most common example of the pitty piss.
by yourexbff September 30, 2009
Get the pitty pissmug. drippy piss also known as dp or dyss. no comfortable with the word piss? instead say “drippy yellow strong scent 🙀🙏”
definition: another word of saying drippy piss.
example: damn this drippy yellow strong scent be hitting diff 😟☝️
example: damn this drippy yellow strong scent be hitting diff 😟☝️
by urdaddyn January 23, 2021
Get the drippy pissmug. by Alphapird May 25, 2020
Get the Piss Weepismug. by chinchilla_chalupa September 30, 2013
Get the choke pissmug.