Patty Stand

A girl puts a beer in her vagina, sits on your face and opens it and you chug it.

“Oh man, Tricia gave me a patty stand last night! I got so fucked up.”

by Mikecox69 June 28, 2019

Petting your dog

One of the most relaxing things you can possibly do. It releases a hormone called oxytocin, which reduces stress

Like many other Americans, I come home and pet my dog. You see, petting your dog, is one of the most relaxing things you can possibly do.

by TheConfusedPotato July 17, 2019

Patty cakes

A face that has chubby cheeks with no other face fat.

Person A: i miss her normal face before the lipo. Her cheeks look super unnatural now.

Person B: what? No way, the Patty cakes look is way better.

by peachy_bro July 23, 2019

patty swaddle

to doggy paddle (Payton is a dumbass and cannot say doggy paddle properly)

“You wanna patty swaddle?” said Payton

by bootythicc August 27, 2019

Pettinuity

Using your ingenuity for the act of pettiness.

Pettiness at a level of premeditation

The act of finding new ways to be petty

Diabolical Pettiness

Shawty said she keep pennies in the car to throw at people! I aspire to have that amount of pettinuity

My pettinuity drives me to be petty 3 days ahead of time!

by Zabee September 29, 2019

petey

a man will give a full chub no matter what you say your cock will be hard as diamond

Man he was a total petey

by PP Slap October 3, 2019

Petayesos

Spanish slang word used to refer to someone so buff that they can literally break concrete with their bare fists.

It is composed of the words Peta and Yeso. Peta coming from the verb Petar (To break something violently) and Yeso being a cast of Calcium Sulfate generally used in inside house building.

Mike: Hey, have you seen how buff James has gotten?

John: Yeah, I was working out with him yesterday, he really is a Petayesos.

by Burnt4023 October 13, 2019