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Grass mud horse

Popular online term, Grass Mud Horse, which originally is a legendary beast and recently used as a political parody for the harmonious society.
There is a herd of Grass Mud Horses*
   In the wild and beautiful Ma Le Desert**
   They are lively and intelligent
   they are fun-loving and nimble
   They live freely in the Ma Le Desert
   They are courageous, tenacious, and overcome the difficult environment
  
   Oh lying down Grass Mud Horse
   Oh running wild Grass Mud Horse
   They defeated river crabs*** in order to protect their grass land
   River crabs forever disappeared from Ma Le Desert
by Tonyjeans April 12, 2009
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One Horse Pony

You meant to say ONE HORSE SHOW, ONE TRICK PONY or ONE HORSE SALLY but your memory is failing you so you just make words up, like ONE HORSE PONY
Yes, Yes, Yes. God loves ya man, you're a one horse pony
by Natosuperman December 23, 2020
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Horse Kim Kardashian

A nonsensical expression used to make people feel out of the loop/confused.
Bro you don't know Horse Kim Kardashian, are you new or something?
by StressTree December 12, 2022
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hold your horses

Another way of saying "slow down" or "stop." Usually used when someone is being hasty about something and a wiser person says "Hold your horses!" to make them stop and think. Encourages someone to have caution.

Based on the times when people used wagons or carriages, and when they needed to keep them under control they would need to literally hold the horses back from running.
"Hold your horses," said Joe, "you don't know when the movie even starts."
by Athene Airheart March 30, 2004
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Patting Your Horse

Slang term for female masturbation, likening it to the act of patting and rubbing a horses velvety snout.

Sometimes used mistakenly when talking to people who actually own horses.
‘Thanks Boss, give your horse a pat for me!’

‘Erm, Sham, that’s quite inappropriate! Do you even know what Patting Your Horse means?!’
by CF Enterprises August 20, 2020
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Corn dog horse

More commonly known as unicorns. They're a group of introverted horses in a cult that wear rainbow colored corn dogs taped to their heads. The reason why we never see them is because their religion is against all human interaction and once they do contact humans their corn dogs are taken away and they're forced to live as normal horses. So basically a conspiracy theory about the existence of unicorns.
Corn dog horses might just be the best conspiracy theory of the century to be honest.
by Corn dog horse May 29, 2020
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