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Math Porn

That applying math in meeting people’s needs and wants, or in coming up with products of desire, could make you über-rich, because the geeks shalt inherit the earth—think of the founders of Microsoft, Facebook, Apple, Amazon, TikTok, and Tesla.
Gates, Bezos, Zuckerberg, and Musk are today’s most prominent hate-and-love ambassadors of the math porn movement, whose products or services have led billions of users into technological or digital bondage.
by Numerati September 23, 2024
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milemarker math

The art of doing math equations while driving on a highway based on milemarkers, speed and time.
Ok son, it's time to do some milemarker math so we can figure out how long it going to take to get to Milwaukee.
by Shottscore December 1, 2020
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math club

"ew math club"
by sauced pickles May 18, 2022
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A Pi-Free Math Book

The mathematical equivalent of a meeting-free day or passport-less travel. When the sight of the symbol π is enough to trigger panic or paranoia among billions of folks worldwide, who think they weren’t born or blessed with the “math gene.”
Just as a math book without equations or formulas could raise the sales figures by a few folds, a pi-free math book could give thousands of math-anxious folks more confidence in picking up a pop math book without feeling unduly stressed.
by Numerati January 2, 2025
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MATH

MENATL ABUSE TO HUMANS
I CRIED FOR 3 HOURS OVER THIS MATH
by AHHHAHAHAHHA January 14, 2022
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Math

M:mental
A:abuse
T:to
H:humans
by Dovahkiin1144 June 21, 2018
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Math

something that unfortunately exist and is taught in school it

noun, medieval torture method
FUCK I GOT SENTENCED TO MATH
by skelevones March 9, 2022
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