Halal marriage

Means you are legally his wife you have to see his face daily, be loyal to him, no men burgers at AM hours. The only benefit is no smelling! ( supposed to be)

I wanted halal marriage for twelve years let’s all laugh together!

by TheBlueLeo April 29, 2019

Eyes Married Status

The Eyes Married Status is a question to determine in which direction the eyes are pointing on someone with a wonky / lazy pair.

They're married (together) - Both aligned to look toward the nose.
They're divorced (apart) - Both aligned to look toward their own ears.

Eyes Married Status

"Ye, Eddy Brezz has wonky eyes" - "Whats the eyes marital status?" - "Very much divorced"

by Edward Brereton June 22, 2019

ta’marriona

Ta’Marriona is thick asf she can throw them hands she like to be honest she is loving and sexy and she is over protective of her family

Ta’Marriona is a real as* bit**

by Our Heavenly Fathers Child September 18, 2019

Jayden Marrero

A rude boy who try’s to act older than he really is and has discombobulated curls that are very damaged and tries to act cute but is not and has chicken legs 💯

Jayden Marrero looks extra crusty today

by PEOPLEBECRUSTY November 25, 2019

heterosect marriage

Marriage between two different religions belonging to either the same group or completely different.

Liam is catholic and Shafilea is Jewish. Therefore, they are having a heterosect marriage.

by polish(ed)bestie April 10, 2020

Ivanka Marry 2024

A futuristic slogan for the stupidest to even think would even be possible. It would nearly be impossible for that pair to even get the republican nominee ticket, let alone the presidential election.

The slogans full form is "Ivanka Trump and Marry Cheney 2024".

Supper Trump fan: "What is the likely hood of Ivanka Trump and Marry Cheney running together for president in 2024 as Ivanka Marry 2024?"
Normal person: "Are you nuts? Haven't the trumps and the cheneys done enough damage to this country already?"

by MST3K I like November 24, 2020

Emily Marroquin

A synonym for the n word with the hard r

I HATE EMILY MARROQUIN

by Fat fucking cock March 8, 2021