Minecraft

everything.
literally the best game, despite the fact it’s literally just pixels on a screen.
if someone tells you to touch grass?
touch a grass block.
i love minecraft.

Person 1: I love Fortnite!
Person 2: Minecraft is better retard.

by roikau July 19, 2024

minecraft

all the happiness possible on planet earth contained in a block game

people who played minecraft had a good childhood

by Xeries July 19, 2024

minecraft

a game about getting fucked hard in the ass by big bony aimbotters

friend 1: lets play minecraft
*pew pew pew*
friend 2: haha get fucked loser

by chuld molester July 19, 2024

Minecraft Movie

The absolute worse dogshit movie ever leaked

The Minecraft Movie is the worst flop of all time

by Phokos July 23, 2024

MINECRAFTEUR2000

Some French kid named Clem who plays Roblox all day, talks way too much on Discord, and hates ketchup. He might also be a furry.

MINECRAFTEUR2000 wears a maid outfit on Roblox.

by wrassi July 30, 2024

Minecraft

A very cool game, made originally by Markus Persson, and now owned by Microsoft. Minecraft wasn't it's original name, it was named by Markus, Cave Game, then he renamed it into Minecraft. Minecraft is a super cool game where you can build anything you desire, play in creative mode to literally become GOD, play in adventure to experience a map that you or your friends built, play in spectator to annoying your friends, or play in survival and experience what Minecraft truly is!

Person 1: You play Minecraft?
Person 2: Yeah I do.
Person 1: Your so cool.

by BlockyMan February 25, 2024

Minecrafted

When you wanna describe someone who take their own life on YouTube but still wanna get monetized.

Alec minecrafted himself because of false allegations.

by BeenThereDidntDoIt March 5, 2024