Jew Scannelling

The act of having intercourse with your best friend's girlfriend or spouse.

As Mike walked into the room, he saw his best friend Jimmy Jew Scannelling his girl Alice.

by Doing it. July 2, 2008

Olive Jew

Olive Jew. If you say it aloud it sounds like "I Love You". Awesome, right?

Mom, Olive Jew so fucking hard!

by Mulan McAwesome January 3, 2011

Yeasty Jew

A jew who likes to eat out fat dancer chicks with yeast infections, givin his mouth a nasty stench

Colton: Awe sick bud your breath is rank. smells like you were eating fart
Jesse: Ya i ate out that teig girl again last night
Colton: Your a yeasty jew

Sarah: That guys breath is terrible
Paige: must be a yeasty jew

by MeowwwwMix March 9, 2010

Pulling a Jew

when you make someone pay you back for a small favor, monetarily speaking.

"Hey i bought you a soda last week, pay me back!" "hey man stop pulling a jew"

by 1230956736 August 22, 2009

Jew Job

just like when someone gives you a blow job only the person giving the pleasure has coins like pennies and nickels and such in their mouth

I heard that Mort used his spare change to get a Jew Job.

by joeyjordison72 February 21, 2010

Jew Claw

A "dew claw", often pronounced "jew claw" is the fifth claw on a dogs paw which is much higher up the leg and was traditionally removed. Many mammals have such a vestigial digit.

Dew claws became well known after a play on words in a Borat (Sacha Baron Cohen) comedy skit.

"oh my god, your puppy has had it's Jew Claws removed, isn't that illegal in 2009?"

by sonicoliver June 28, 2009

Jew Cleaver

The sharp instrument used to cut the unsuspecting penis of the young Jewish boy. Also, the Jew Clever is also known as the favorite tool of the German scientists to experiment on the Jews.

Anthony screamed when he saw the Jew cleaver, knowing it had taken a piece of him upon their last meeting.

Hitler produced many stainless steel Jew Cleavers to experiment on the Jews.

by Jeff cutajew March 2, 2009