Flat Worm Friday

Every Friday we honor, celebrate and remember “Flat Worm Friday”for all the flat worms

I can’t wait for it to be Flat Worm Friday

by DidItWork June 13, 2025

Friday

Everyone says Friday is awesome because it's the day before the weekend and all bit to me it can be torture. Sweating yourself in for six hours at school knowing that when the bell rings your weekend will start but you feel like a mess in the meanwhile.

Damn, I know you love Fridays and all, but part of it is non-weekend heart stab.

by Oiled November 7, 2011

Prouder than a fish on a Friday

This saying is used to show that you are feeling really, really proud.

Kid: "I got 100% in my Science test!!"
Parent: "I'm prouder than a fish on a Friday."

Hero: "I single-handedly saved the entire world from destruction. I'm prouder than a fish on a Friday".

by FabulousOceanianFish May 10, 2025

Friday 13th january

Confess everything to your friends day

“You suck”

“That’s not kind”

“It’s Friday 13th January I’m being honest”

by Hannah56random January 13, 2022

anal friday

Anal fridays is an excuse to be as gay with the boys as possible

If a friend says something gay say “only on Fridays” when your girl asks why you act gay with the boys say “it’s anal friday”

by Hehsixkenskxosowokdkd October 5, 2022

Paddle-Friday

When people with very small heads go paddling in the sea on a Friday. The phenomenon is particularly common on the North Kent coast.

Look at that very small headed man in the sea. It must be Paddle-Friday

by Humphrey1 August 30, 2018

black friday

sales on hookers

aye ima get my hooker sale today in black friday

by Hentai_lover696969 December 2, 2019