Glasses guy

The definition of someone who is very nerdy.

"John is such a glasses guy. The only thing he does every day is studying."

by seamenmonster69 August 9, 2023

Jade-Tinted Glasses

seeing things in a negative, cynical light.

At first, I saw my teacher through jade-tinted glasses but after a year I realized he was a good lecturer who cares about his students.

by Richard Haass September 9, 2023

Glasses

Something that you need if your vision is impaired but good enough to still be able to see. On the other hand, despite what some very stupid people think they do NOT and they will NEVER make you smarter. Only you can make yourself smarter.

It's sad that people that wear glasses are called "four eyes" by some very mean people and as it is been around for even before the existence of my parents, there's no reason to think it will ever stop being used.

by PhoenixGamer34 September 16, 2023

serial killer glasses

Those gold framed aviators that can be seen on multiple serial killers including Ed Kemper and Jeffery Dahmer. Serial killers must have seen those glasses and been like yoo we all gotta get a pair.

What is with your serial killer glasses they make you look like you have murdered multiple people

by your casual sadist September 17, 2023

Stanley Mov A-Train glasses

He puts it on when horny.. right?

im pulling out the Stanley Mov A-Train glasses 😎

by themanTM September 21, 2023

Glass digger

Another term for a meth head, especially one who digs through glass and attempts to smoke it in hopes that it's meth.

She turns into a real glass digger when she's gone too long without her meth.

by dollar general September 21, 2023

Glass slipper

I should be using this time to unpack my things. The thing about a speedy removal is that nothing is organised or correctly boxes up, it's just thrown in everywhere that had space. Instead I'm writing, I'd rather clear my head than my space. You know I'm going to be fine. I'll work through, I'll grow some more. It just hurts right now. It's one of the hardest things I've ever had to do, be away from you, move out. I can't even really talk about it, not that anyone could understand even if I did. So don't worry, I'm not looking for someone to save me, I'm not looking for someone to replace you, actually, I'm not looking for anyone, I don't even want to be around the people I have to. I don't know what I'm going to do yet but you can bet your sweet sexy ass I'm going to do it with my head held high. I'm no longer in the business of pleasing others, proving points, or seeking revenge. I'm only going to do me, for me, to be proud of me. I know so long as I do that you will be too. I'm going to succeed and I'm going to do it my way. Other than that, the only thing o need in life is for you to be happy and proud of yourself. I'd say call me if you need any help but my phone is destroyed, and you don't need me anyway, you never did. I can see your success, your happiness. I'll leave you alone, watch from afar. Just know I'm so proud of you, and you should be too.
I love you xoxo

I shattered the glass slipper, and then used the sharp edges as weapons to slay the dragon myself. Turns out the dragon is a sweet soul, misunderstood by many, and struggling to express emotions.

by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023