Sloth Girlfriend

A Sloth Girlfriend is a Woman who is often times unemployed and generally remains Hobo-sexual, They're often girls on Anti-depressive Medications with hair color that changes every 2 months. Sloth Girlfriends usually have Tig-ol-Bitties they make wonderful Partners for cuddling and Sex however they contribute nothing to society, they have no Motivation/Desire to contribute to Society nor better improve themselves in any way, they would prefer to lay around all day and snack on your Food, only willing to move when they want to fuck. The Sloth Girlfriend spends 98% of the Relationship avoiding responsibility and mostly just clings to you like a tree branch until you inevitably snap and she goes plummeting down to the Void Below.

She's got great tits and she's loving but You: God she has not Ambition, she doesn't do shit but snack and fuck!

Tim: "Bruh you got a Sloth Girlfriend.."

by ThatTwistedPigGuy February 25, 2025

The worlds best girlfriend

The best girlfriend ever isn’t just your ordinary girl, she’s amazing but has one key feature, her name is Kateřina! She’s the best and you can always rely on her to make you smile and laugh in the worst situations!

“Who’s the worlds best girlfriend?”

“It’s Kateřina ofcourse!”

by Theoneandonlykek June 1, 2022

Logan’s girlfriend

the most beautiful, funny,smart, and sweetest girl in the world that Logan loves very much

hey look! it’s logan’s girlfriend, logan is such a lucky guy! she is so beautiful, funny, sweet, and smart

by gfsyhvgsr February 11, 2021

Girlfriend

Someone who is dating a guy. Girlfriends can be adorable and scary at the same time. While some are super casual about the whole "dating world" others can get clingy and demanding, and the simple idea of being a girlfriend cat get to their heads. If this is someone you know, bear with them or set them straight, they don't know everything about everything. A girlfriend deserves the world from their boyfriend, and sometimes forget that they also need to give the world to their boyfriend, because they are partners in crime and possibly life. Girlfriends are hard to obtain no matter what amount of self-esteem you have, but once you "get a girl" they can be loyal as hekk. They forget that playing hard to get can bruise a guy's self esteem just as much as guys can bruise theirs. A girlfriend can be a terrible experience, but once you get away from a bad girlfriend there's a whole sea out there and so many other girls who will treat you like a prince. A girlfriend's expectations can be unnaturally high, but not without reason. They want to be safe and comfortable with their boyfriend. Overall, a girlfriend is someone to love and be loved by, so spend time with and cause mischief with whether for a day or a lifetime.

Bro: Man is she your girlfriend?
Bruh: Yeah man, I love her sm
Bro: But does she love you?
Bruh: Yeah totally :)

by Demidork7 March 8, 2021

kaidous girlfriend

Kaidou is basically married to Kai, he told me himself 🤨

“Who is kaidous girlfriend?”
“Kai of course!”

by kaidousbitch March 20, 2021

girlfriend

A female person that you can cuddle and rely on. You can talk to them about anything, until they break up with you and spread rumors and give you the title of a fuck boy.

Man my girlfriend is great,

I just broke up with my Girlfriend and now everyone thinks I'm a fuck boy!

by Tdeco May 23, 2016

girlfriend

something you will never get
trust me.

Person 1: i got a girlfriend!!!
Person 2: yeah right.
Person 3: stop the cap bro

by nonexistantladder April 7, 2022