Mud Flaps

What you call your balls after getting Nut Mud.

"She blew it all over my mud flaps."

by MR. SHARKEY February 19, 2007

Flop Shot

The Act of a man laying behind a woman in bed while trying to fall asleep when suddenly the man pulls out his erect penis and flops it at the lower back of a woman in an attempt to arouse her sexually and if the clothing (or lack there of) is right he may even be able to flop it right into her vagina.

Dave: So I was layin' down with Felecia last night and I totally gave her the flop shot!

Steve: Nice!

by Grand Prix Douche June 10, 2010

flop job

when a man inserts his penis in between 2 fat rolls on a girl/boys body.

OMG, did u hear that joe got a flop job!!!!!

by DIESEL29 April 10, 2011

flip flop

investments made in real estate with intention to 'flip' it for a profit but instead turns into a 'flop' with the crash in the real estate market.

I paid $100,000 for that house and put $25,000 into it thinking I could sell it for $150,000. Now it I can't sell it for $75,000. My 'flip' is now a 'flip flop'.

by smarsh February 20, 2009

Happy Flaps

A particularly lippy vagina.

Dude, i could have wrapped that chicks happy flaps around my ears last night.

Why don't you go play with your grandmothers happy flaps.

by SlothWASMachete July 15, 2010

flip flop

A person who cannot decide what they want. They are always going back and forth between two options.

Hey man, you know that girl that I have been telling you about? She is totally a flip flop; she cannot decide if she wants to date men or women.

by hitchhikerthumb24 December 19, 2012

Mud flaps

When an ass receives so much Intercourse that it becomes loose and resembles a loose vagina. Similar to meat curtains.

My asshole is so loose that I now have mud flaps.

by Thenig187 September 6, 2017