Fart Mask 

When wearing tight clothing and farting, you may swing your arms in such a manner that forces the fart out of your collar or hood. bystanders may think your face has just farted and you will carry around a mask of fart for seconds to minutes

guy 1: *farts, stretches arms and abruptly brings arms back to sides, fart emits from collar

girl 1: oh my god! did your face just fart?

guy 2: yea, he'll be walking around with a fart mask for a few...

Fart Mask by sonofluger2 February 20, 2010

fart cow 

An asshole of immense proportions; someone who posts paranoid, offtopic and psychotic comments on blogs throughout the internet; ie, Dean Berry, Real American.

Dean Berry, Real American is a fart cow.

fart cow by C Mathers July 26, 2008

Fart Parcel 

A Fart Parcel is a gift achieved by storing bodily gasses in a cardboard cuboid structure of matter.

fart parcels are great gifts for children

My dad got me a fart parcel for Christmas. It stunk

Fart Parcel by thephantomdoodler August 19, 2009

Fart Clacker

The part of your arse that makes a noise when you fart. Known to wear out in older people leading to them following through

Wow that was a good fart because I have a healthy fart clacker

Fart Clacker by Andy.B January 20, 2010

fart punting 

used in the show psych, fart punting rhymes with shark hunting and really has no meaning. Fart punting is a fun thing to say that will have no effect.

Alicia: I love fart punting
jenny: what's that?
Alicia: beats me it's just fun to say
Jenny: amen to that sister

fart punting by leeshy.leeshy September 11, 2011

Fart Scout

When you have to fart but are unsure of if it will smell or not you let out a small fart as a test. The small fart is a Fart Scout.

I am so glad I let out a Fart Scout first because it was rank. I moved to another room to let it rip so I wouldn't make anyone sick.

Fart Scout by Mike67ChevyII February 5, 2012

fart tarp 

A pair of underwear.

"I need to go out and buy some new fart tarps, all my old ones have holes in 'em."

fart tarp by Discardedbard July 12, 2012