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FaceBook Non-trad

Just like the non-traditional students you had in your college classes, these baby boomer facebookers are usually female and feel the need to comment on EVERYTHING that ANY of their friends post on facebook.
These people obviously need to get a life. They have way to much time on their hands.
(These women are also usually oblivious to their own kids drunken escapades all over the FB world.)
Ted: I had to unfriend that beeyotch.
Brad: Why?
Ted: She was such a FaceBook Non-Trad...always commenting on stupid crap and filling up my news feed.
by williet1990 August 24, 2009
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facebook culler

A male or female who after reading the definition of a 'facebook whore' and realising it actually applies to them, then decide, through sheer embarrassment to cull (reduce) the number of friends that they have accrued to a more realistic amount.
by rastadee September 8, 2009
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Facebook Riot

The result of someone posting a status on which everybody likes, and/or comments, within a very short space of time.
Person 1: Omg! did you see Barbara's status?! 81 comments in 12 minutes!

Person 2: I know right? She started a Facebook riot!
by Erratic Doorhandle April 28, 2010
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Facebook Moocher

Someone who deliberately goes onto one of their friends, list of friends, and befriends all of the ones whom which they have no acquaintance.
Fb User 1: "Dude, stop Facebook mooching all my friends."

Fb User 2: "I don't know what your talking about..."

Fb User 1: "You added my uncle?"

Fb User 2: "uhh..I met him at camp."

Fb User 1: "He's 43 you Facebook Moocher!"
by iG SPYD3R September 25, 2010
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Facebook Texting

Using Facebook Mobile to have a Facebook message conversation with another friend on Facebook who has Facebook Mobile
Jake- "My cell phone keeps beeping because Jessica keeps Facebook messaging me."

Nick- "Isn't she driving? How does she have internet?"

Jake- "No dude, she's texting the messages to Facebook using Facebook Mobile, just like me."

Nick- "Congrats, you're Facebook Texting."
by Renegadeangel92 October 18, 2010
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Facebook Nubs

Friends on Facebook that do such stupid things you just want to rub it in their faces extremely hard.
Facebook Nub 1: What is Pottermore?
Facebook Nub 2: I don't know lol look in the dictionary.
Me: Google it you fucking idiots.

*My comment gets removed*

Me: Oh, yay, my comment is removed because it made you look stupid.

Greasemonkey:*Facebook Nub 1&2 has removed you from their friends list.*

Me: Dumbass Facebook Nubs.
by Morpheus Road September 6, 2011
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Facebook Boo

When you talk to a friend on Facebook through messages, usually of the opposite sex, acting as though you're together even though you're both in relationships. Something to do for fun.
"Hey Kate who are you talking to?"
"Oh, just my Facebook Boo"
"Your who? Aren't you with Derek?"
"Yea, this is just a friend I call my Facebook Boo because we talk in messages playing around."
by Dynamite!! October 13, 2011
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