When you go to the bathroom during a boring movie that you were dragged to, but you don't actually have to pee or anything. So you just kinda camp out there and derp around on your phone until the minute before it's been long enough for whoever you came with to wonder if you're constipated or something.
"Some people have to take potty breaks during movies... I take potty fakes."
"I took a potty fake when I discovered that nothing exciting was going to happen as long as the protagonist was on his stupid date."
"Carl is taking way too long in there; I seriously hope he's on a potty fake."
"I took a potty fake when I discovered that nothing exciting was going to happen as long as the protagonist was on his stupid date."
"Carl is taking way too long in there; I seriously hope he's on a potty fake."
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'Cold gloomy days and ice showers in the valley basin were actually caused by fake cold. Everyone outside the basin had enjoyed the warmth of spring for several days on end.'
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Get the fake shitter mug.Fake Weebs Usually do this Say random anime phrases like "SAUSSKEEE, NARUTOOOOO" Randomly naruto run. Possibly even do the. "Oh, You're Approaching me instead of running away your walking straight to me."
Another sign is that they say you know everything about anime however they can't read manga correctly.
Another sign is that they say you know everything about anime however they can't read manga correctly.
Dude 1: Yo this weeb got some manga from the school library right?
Dude 2: Uhuh
Dude 1: So he was reading it and said out loud "Heh I've seen a bit of the episode already let me skip it a bit"
Dude 2: Alright.
Dude 1: And he reads the manga like a normal book. Not only that he complained that the book is flipped
Dude 2: Dude that guy is a fake weeb.
Dude 2: Uhuh
Dude 1: So he was reading it and said out loud "Heh I've seen a bit of the episode already let me skip it a bit"
Dude 2: Alright.
Dude 1: And he reads the manga like a normal book. Not only that he complained that the book is flipped
Dude 2: Dude that guy is a fake weeb.
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Fake love: He/She say I love you with words but what is shown and felt leaves you empty and questioning the person whose actions don’t match their words.
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Who acts like they enjoy learning.
Who express themselves by using big words, when it's quite excessive.
A person who exceeds their studies by cheating.
A person who sometimes acts dumb to gain attention from others.
A person who acts quirky.
A person who tries to interest themselves in what nerds like.
Who acts like they enjoy learning.
Who express themselves by using big words, when it's quite excessive.
A person who exceeds their studies by cheating.
A person who sometimes acts dumb to gain attention from others.
A person who acts quirky.
A person who tries to interest themselves in what nerds like.
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