Retardation factor

A factor level of how retarded someone is; for example, Tina Parsons

Your retardation factor is over 9000.

by Tina Parsons February 25, 2017

X-factor position

When a male enter the female from the missionary position, then the male slides his chest and legs off her body so that the males pelvis is in the same location but your limbs form an “X” with the females legs.

Last night me and my girl had a blast,if it wasn't for the X-factor position she wouldn't have felt more of your body in motion.

by Da Freaky King May 21, 2017

contingent factor

A fact that a bunch of other stuff hinges upon. If true, it makes lots of causally related stuff likely true and if not true, then related stuff is likely false. For example, the fact that the climate is getting warmer is a contingent factor for global warming, or the fact that the world is actually getting better, and is better than it ever has been (see Stephen Pinker, "The Better Angels of our Nature"), even though it feels day to day like a stinking pile of diseased flabby fat rolls, is a continent factor that global trade is not evil.

Being caught red handed creeping with the girl next door is a contingent factor that you cheated; it was you.

by dahlek May 23, 2017

Pussy factor

When situations and personalities change in the presence of one or more females.

Her pussy factor messed up the climate in their man cave.

by Fixitrob July 13, 2018

cornbread factory

A building where cornbread is created by putting uneaten tacos into the garbage by dump trucks. Also see taco factory.

"Cornbread never tastes better than when it's fresh from the garbage at the cornbread factory."

by Mrs. Hen September 13, 2018

Lucid Facts

A real statement, a true fact, something with meaning or passion

Person 1: Isak gets all the bitches

Person 2: Some lucid facts bro

by Zolton_The_Meme_Man October 23, 2018

small facts

Making it seem true but doesn’t want to admit it

I’m really nice

“That’s small facts”

by Itstherealtruth September 15, 2019