eye filters

When there is so much junk on a web page that you have to choose what your eyeballs look at. It can also be used to look at the things you want on a page while trying to not look at the ads or *ahem* inappropriate content.

Can also be used to describe how it is possible to read the articles in certain magazines and not look at the photos.

As well, how you watch something you don't want to watch by choosing what your eyes look at. It is in your view but you are not looking at it.

I bought Playboy for the articles, and used my eye filters to block out all the nudity around the words.

The movie was so scary I couldn't watch but it was great.

by BMolly December 5, 2009

Cringe File

The place where you put the uncomfortable memories of the things you did the night before when you were totally smashed

Oh shit, Last night I slept with my best friends boyfriend. I'll just put that one in the cringe file

by Bluepearl March 21, 2010

Friend Filter

The process of using a friend to properly filter through tons of information normally found through google.

I had to use William as a friend filter, there was just too much information to go through.

by Ghost2human May 6, 2010

Cheeseburger File

When you are eating cheeseburgers in bed, and decide to save one for later, where ever you place it, becomes the cheeseburger file. File a cheeseburger under "C" for cheeseburger.

Where are you putting that cheeseburger?
I'm putting it in the cheeseburger file, so I can find it later.

by Full Court December 28, 2010

cod fillet

A used maxi-pad.

It's going to be hot outside, so you ladies should probably bring some extra cod fillets to swap out during the day.

by ppr pusher October 28, 2010

semi-filter

To break part of a cigarette butt to ensure maximum tobacco consumption. It was originally done to prevent smoking in contact with the butt that somebody else already placed their lips upon.

I really needed a pack of cigarettes since I was so stressed out so I said fuck and I semi-filtered that single Newport.

by ogdajuiceman February 20, 2011

Powerpoint Filibuster

When a student or multiple students ask questions in order to distract the teacher from changing slides. This allows for students to have more time to be able to take notes on the current slide.

Student 1: "This professor is going so quickly through these slides!"
Student 2: "I'm going to put up my hand and attempt a powerpoint filibuster."
Student 1: "Do it. For the students."

by SuperWelcomeMatt April 9, 2013