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daddy milk

1. That carton of milk that sits in the fridge which you never want to touch because your disgusting dad who chews tobacco and never brushes his horrifying teeth is too lazy to get a damn glass, instead resorting to taking swigs out of the carton.
Person 1: "Every morning I get so pissed off, the last thing I want in my mouth is daddy milk."
Person 2: "...I'm gonna go."
by We Remotely Low December 3, 2016
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Swick-Daddy

a grown man who loves younger, high school girls, they also get a raging hard on for the Florida Gators
Did you see Swick-Daddy hitting on that 7th grader
by raoulduke71 December 4, 2009
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Aqua Daddy

Putting your legs through the armholes of a PFD(life jacket or ski vest) and lounging in the water. As a bonus you can wear another PFD normally for added floatation. For people too lazy to tread water.
Whew, its hot, lets grab some PFD's and Aqua Daddy!
by MADOM September 9, 2010
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pussy daddy

a man who is swamped in females. The ladies are crawling to get some from him.
See that prison guy with all them girls surrounding him, he is such a pussy daddy, i'm so jealous.
by feelin_you May 13, 2013
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Cat Daddy

A man usually over 50yrs old with cool swag who can still get it but is essentially an old fuckboy!
That cat daddy is in the bar every weekend, with his just for men covered beard and boat shoes!
by lisa lisa September 20, 2020
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Splenda-daddy

Someone trying to
Be a "sugar-daddy" but financially cannot, so this is the next best sugar substitute!
My Splenda-daddy took
Me to sizzler for dinner and we went shopping at Ross dress for less too!!!
by Splenda G February 10, 2017
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splash daddy

Wow splash Daddy!!! your sure getting better at you Wii Tennis
by Helga.Has.Entered.The.Chat February 23, 2019
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