Danking

Danking is the act of wanking with both hands, an abreviation of double hand wanking.
Person 1: Hey! Give me a hand.
Person 2: Sorry I've got both hands full danking.
by Cosby's replacement January 23, 2022
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Danking

The act of masturbating whilst smoking marijuana...
"Danking yesterday... Omg, was the best I've had in a while"
by LewisGB January 10, 2017
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shock gnarly dank

when something is really rad or makes you so happy you just want to scream that it's awesome
That wave i just caught was so shock gnarly dank bro!!!
by swagboy15 June 13, 2017
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TTV"Danke"meme

The german version of ttvdankmeme. He served in world war 2 as a suicide bomber. He died a hero, single handedly taking out all of the damn jews.
ACH NEIN! HIER KOMMT TTV"Danke"meme !! ER WIRD MEINE OMA VERGEWALTIGEN
by the cob gobbler April 19, 2022
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t-dank

A cowgirl, but a hippie at heart! She is a continuous smoker that loves to kick it with the guys. People gravitate towards T-Dank. She enjoys long relationships and has many close guy friends. Often mistaken for a "slut" but really isn't. Most people are jealous of her, because dayumm she's on top of her game. You're just not on her level, but don't feel bad as often as she smokes not very many people are. She drives a massive bad ass truck, basically a hot box on wheels, most likely named black betty or beauty. Basically, T-dank's fuckin DANK.
guy 1"I'm bored as fuck"
Guy 2"Let's hit up T-Dank"
Guy 3 "Are we gonna kill a cat?"

Love you T-Dank!

Sincerly, your boys :)
by TreyJordanMikeCadeStetson April 04, 2011
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just dank

when someone says you’re “just dank”, that is a phat insult. it means you’re all dank and no meme and if you’re all dank and no meme then you’re useless and irrelevant
“you’re wack and you know nothing. you’re just dank my guy. nothing more and nothing less, just dank. smh
by gee gee gee gee baby baby baby January 05, 2019
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dank shivers

Dank shivering is when you spontaneously combust into a rapid shiver movement for approximately 1.5 seconds
Ooh I just got the dank shivers
by Jaydawg January 09, 2018
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