crunchfuck

Someone that is the epitome of a crusty freak

The hallway reeked like bootyhole after a herd of crunchfuck freshman went by.

by Crunchfreak March 1, 2024

CrunchWaffle

A dry turd that has been wafflestomped.

Chad patently awaits as the ass crayon drys in the tub for the most delightful CrunchWaffle.

Or;
I can not believe he is taking so long to shower, it must be a CrunchWaffle thing…

by Mr. CrunchWaffle March 6, 2024

Crunchy

- When you put extra time and effort into doing or making something, the results speak for themselves
- Done well
- Derived from taking the time to double-fry chicken wings makes them extra crunchy

Relationship goals; they're crunchy

by jessme March 26, 2024

Crunchy Mom

The term crunchy mom is typically used to describe a mother or female caregiver who typically follows a natural lifestyle and incorporates it into their parenting. A crunchy mom attempts to avoid modern medicine, limits reliance on technology, and eats only organic foods.

I hate my "Crunchy Mom" she is so strict and I am not allowed to do any thing!

by Ohionator April 10, 2024

Crunch Wrapped

Getting Incoherently Black Out Drunk With Your HomeBoys/Girls.

Damn bro I’m fuckin’ crunch wrapped right now. Im about to throw the fuck up.
Or
Are y’all niggas ready to get crunch wrapped in this bitch?

by TwampCityAJ April 25, 2024

crutch

When someone is always hanging out with somebody always needs to be beside them. Like a significant other

Why is Echo always right next to choices
Choices crutch!!

by Blue toaster May 10, 2024

Crunchy

John K getting in touch with his emotions.

Today's chair is Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch; so named because he's crunchy.

by elbeeay May 30, 2024