Crumb Punk

A softer, more artistically gifted breed of the common dirty hipster.

"That was a total crumb punk party last night."
"Yeah, he hangs out with crumb punks now."

by Scry Love April 15, 2014

crumpet burner

Someone who makes it their main purpose to ruin the fun for everyone else.

Look at that crumpet burner pop that kids balloon

by Toshir0z January 12, 2015

Crumbly Cookie

1. A person who is emotionally or financially unstable.

You're about as put together as a Crumbly Cookie.

by BadCupcake February 10, 2015

Crumb-guzzling

The act of eating chips while getting your dick licked.

"My girlfriend was horny, but I was hungry, so we tried crumb-guzzling."

by TheRealRuler March 29, 2015

Crumb

1. Someone who is being the worst

"Clare is such a crumb"
"Clare is the worst" "Yeah she's an absolute crumb"

by Beachbabie May 19, 2015

Crumbdusting

When your significant other farts in your passenger seat of your car while eating french fries

Quit crumbdusting. Thats gross

by Suavesmoothe8 December 17, 2015

Crumb

Someone who cant function as a normal human being. Their value to society is equivelant to the crumbs stuck wedged in your seat.

My coworker is fine working 3 hours a day make ends meet so he can sit home with no cable and air conditioning. What a crumb.

by SlyveryStew March 25, 2016