rice cracker couple

A term used for an Asian and White couple

Look at that rice cracker couple, their babies are going to be so cute!

by MadamBec January 31, 2018

cracker (here in the uk)

1)shes a cracker
2)this new coaster is a cracker

1)shes a good looking woman
2)this new ride is brilliant

get my meaning

by mike December 13, 2003

death eating crackers

When you just feel bad in general and cannot pinpoint the source. You have no symptoms of sickness such as a runny nose or nausea, but you really feel terrible.

I'm afraid I won't be bushhogging the field today, Betty. I feel like death eating crackers.

by Playon September 04, 2006

Cracker Barrel

When some having diarrhea defecates in someone elses mouth.

To spice things up, Judy suggested that her husband would cracker barrel her since he already had diarrhea, and she was hungry.

by Lemon Ali Later James Fierce July 31, 2010

Ass Cracker

when your rectum is so swollen from a previous strike to the ass, that when you shit you become overwelmed with a gratuitous amount of stretch marks and hemroids around the anus, sfinctor and even but cheeks. In extreme cases of ass cracking excrement may begin to leak from your penis and or vagina dew to having a swollen shut butt hole.

Holy shit! i just got a massive ass cracker yesterday, and now i always have brown marks in the front of my pants!

Wow! That fag is laying on the floor like a bitch, must have got an asscracker from that guy with the big feet.

by BAWLFMAN09 December 11, 2009

Christmas Cracker

A prank pooled just before or during christmas.

Friend: The raid you did on Jeff's stream was a real christmas cracker
Me: I know, couldn't stop laughing!

by ★Computer Geek Hobbyist★ December 23, 2017

Cracker Moment

The moment when, as a political conservative, you finally get enough of your favorite TV series or entertainers insulting you with their hatred and intolerance, and you finally decide to stop watching and supporting them. Derives from a moment when the racist Saturday Night Live Weekend Update co-anchor Michael Che called sitting President Donald Trump a “cracker” and a “bitch” on live network television, alienating many conservative viewers.

Dude, my wife FINALLY had her Cracker Moment and stopped watching Grey’s Anatomy when the BLM/ANTIFA riots came to the show! I’m so excited!

I loved SNL for years, but when that know-nothing bitch Michael Che called Trump a “cracker,” I was done.

by Mr. Peas April 17, 2021