condoleeza rice

the smell when you shit on your hand

dude1: whats that smell?!? did u just shit on your hand?

dude2: yea, now it smells like condoleeza rice!

by Goodguy555 November 18, 2009

condoleeza rice

President of the United States in 2008.

The one who kicks Clinton's ass.

by MasterChiefll July 19, 2005

Condor

A Condor is when you are totally waisted and you are getting a blow job from a chick while you are standing and she's on her knees. Then you realize you're going to throw up, so you start to whistle like a bird. When she looks up with her eyes while still doing her business you blow chow on her face! That is called a Condor!

The Condor is when you drink way over your limit. You find a chick way below your normal standards to blow you because you're so shit faced she's just happy you will talk to her. She blows you, you whistle to get her to look up and you throw up on her face.

by Yettyhunter February 18, 2008

CODomnia

Not sleeping for three or more days because of a chemical addiction to Call of Duty: Black OPs

Tony Lopez hasn't slept in three days because he's been playing Call of Duty: Black Ops non-stop! He has CODomnia

by xUSMC MAVERICKx November 18, 2010

Latino Condo

Another euphemisim for the port-a-potty

Pull over I gotta take a shit in the latino condo

by ibcr8iv September 29, 2003

condomize

To protect one's computer with anti-virus protection

Friend: What ya doing later man?

Me: I got a new computer and I need to condomize it.

by Insidivs February 21, 2010

Condoleezza Rice

professor turned high-ranking foreign policy official in the current White House; perhaps one of the most brilliant Americans to ever work in government; quite possibly the next POTUS

If Condoleezza Rice ran for the presidency, I would absolutely vote for her.

by Ludlow August 26, 2005