Phat Cock

1. when you have an abnormally sized rooster
2. when you got one thick-ass dick, bitch

horny woman: Hey, you got a Phat Cock?
horny guy: Hell yeah, want to sex?
Horny woman: yum.

by Jeffery Deadstein May 5, 2020

Cock Capturer

A woman with impressive man-slaying skills. Often found lurking the sticky dancefloor of Infernos, scouting for prey. The cock capturer's motto: "Smashing beers, smashing boys, that's how we roll."

Alternative: Gobbler. For those who find "cock capturer" too feminist. Derived from the location Gobbler's Hollow, a fictitious and magical abode where fallacious happenings occur.

"Wow, did you see the mouth on that cock capturer? I bet she'd tongue punch your fart box like you don't even know"

by WILMA March 27, 2015

Cock-frosting

Slang term meaning semen, ejaculate, cum etc. Usually used in a derogatory fashion as a form of insult.

Why don't you go chug some cock-frosting!

by Kitty Westminster September 3, 2010

hippo cock

most random shit ever used to annoy people

person 1: hippo cock
person 2: goddamn! stfu already bitch ass nigga.

by Zissler March 19, 2021

getting cocked

Receiving oral sex while field stripping and cleaning a weapon.

I love getting cocked at the range when no one's looking

by the pervy pilot November 30, 2017

Cock of Justice

A cock of justice is cock of all cocks, transcending above other men's cocks. It has gone through the most honorable actions that a cock can go through. Scoring multiple women in a night, etc. Extremely hard to achieve. Only a few percentage of the population may attain the cock of justice. Shortly known as 'coj'

Kevin: Wow, who is that guy with 3 chicks by his side?
Patrick: Oh. He has the cock of justice
Phil (guy with cock of justice): I command the cock of justice

by Hardick Sukhdeep March 10, 2012

Cock Drop

The act of violently slamming your cock onto a table. Usually a sign of anger and an attempt to show his male dominance. Not to be confused with a cock slap which is the act of slapping ones face with your cock.

Johnny hit a loud cock drop the other day. I thought he was about to beat the shit out of me.

by C0ckMuncher69 July 8, 2020