A sexual act involving two men coating their hard cocks in maple syrup and sucking each other off followed by one of the men being bent over the Stanley Cup and sodomized by a pair of antlers.
by RedPanda0112358 February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Canada's History can refer to a strenuous sexual act but may also be used in place of the phrase "cum guzzling anal slut."
by SClvr February 7, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A depraved sexual act that involves the fat end of the hockey stick, an adoloesent moose antler, 13 ounces of maple syrup, and a black and white photo of Jim Carrey as the cable guy... It was crafted for centuries and stolen from the minds of ancient african warlords.
User beware: Canada's History has resulted in 3 deaths, 96 broken bones, and 3 lost dogs since it's introdution to North American in the early 20th century.
by crl0322 February 8, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A country where the bears run wild and the people are nice. Canada has big city and is all wilderness .All they do is play hockey and listen to Drake while drinking whiskey and beers. They love watching the one Basketball team in Canada too
Guy 1- Where are we going?
Guy 2-We are going to Canada
Guy 1-Where’s that?
Guy 2-It’s in Montana
Guy 1- Ok that makes sense
Guy 2-We are going to Canada
Guy 1-Where’s that?
Guy 2-It’s in Montana
Guy 1- Ok that makes sense
by the_comrade_memepage March 22, 2019
Get the Canadamug. To recieve a blowjob with maple syrup spread on your dick while eating out a moose' pussy (or asshole) and watching the Stanley Cup.
by Strumeister February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A male sneaking up behind an unsuspecting female, unsheathing his flaccid penis, and placing it on her forehead, reaching between down the eyes when done with a penis of notable length
by FreakinWeekend February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. the best country. Canada has the bravest army and has never been invaded and has helped other countries during ww1 and ww2. One Canadian killed 300 germans who were trying to invade one of their allies. Canada also has access to a super weapon stronger than anything in the world… Geese
Kyle: Dude Canada sucks
Dave: Dude Canada is best country. Canada has the bravest army and has never been invaded and has helped other countries during ww1 and ww2. One Canadian killed 300 germans who were trying to invade one of their allies. Canada also has access to a super weapon stronger than anything in the world… Geese
Dave: Dude Canada is best country. Canada has the bravest army and has never been invaded and has helped other countries during ww1 and ww2. One Canadian killed 300 germans who were trying to invade one of their allies. Canada also has access to a super weapon stronger than anything in the world… Geese
by SomeDudeFromCanada October 17, 2021
Get the Canadamug.