Dude, all that Canadian bacon is making it kinda hard for me to perform Canada's History. I may need a laxative.
by nochinadoll February 05, 2010
As in "Yeah, Doug is a nice guy...but intercourse with him is just like Canada's History - pretty short, boring and full of apologies."
by MechaStewart February 05, 2010
When a group of men takes a dump into a woman's vagina and then stuffs it full of maple leafs with their penises. Leaving a trail of maple leaf crumbs wherever she walks for the next few days.
by jimyMcjimjim February 05, 2010
A depraved sexual act that involves the fat end of the hockey stick, an adoloesent moose antler, 13 ounces of maple syrup, and a black and white photo of Jim Carrey as the cable guy... It was crafted for centuries and stolen from the minds of ancient african warlords.
User beware: Canada's History has resulted in 3 deaths, 96 broken bones, and 3 lost dogs since it's introdution to North American in the early 20th century.
by crl0322 February 08, 2010
by snarkandawe February 05, 2010
by Bachmelle February 05, 2010
The act of filling up the Stanley cup with maple syrup and dipping moose antlers in it and sticking them in any human orifice.
Jim broke up with Jenny when he saw that she was performing Canada's History on his new leather sofa.
by HiStephenCMC February 05, 2010