You know that bloke that's like Jay from inbetweeners, well this is him, he'll tell you that he fought off a bear after having 3 fingers bit off, whilst using those 3 fingers to tell you; then when you ask him why his fingers are back he'll say that it was because he reached down the bears throat and ripped them from its gut whilst shoving a thumb up its arse.
Just wait till you see him dance, he's like a Gazelle, gracefully prancing along the dance floor, brushing by the ladies that want to caress him. The men want to be him, the ladies want to be with him, and the kids.... well that's for him to decide.
Just wait till you see him dance, he's like a Gazelle, gracefully prancing along the dance floor, brushing by the ladies that want to caress him. The men want to be him, the ladies want to be with him, and the kids.... well that's for him to decide.
Harsh e-mail typically sent on Friday afternoon or Monday morning. . . sometimes based on fact, often based on emotion, always without regard for recepient's emotions. Sometimes without regard for own career.
Hey. The lousy state of industry affairs push you into the ticket brokerage business -- Hockey, Football, and Baseball tickets all given away in the same day?? If the above is true, could you put me down for the Back Street Boys -- I love Donny!
I think folks are ignoring me on this one.....So here goes....
I think folks are ignoring me on this one.....So here goes....
by Fists December 24, 2003
Wow look at that guy over there he is tall,has a fit gf and a large cock he must be called Connor van Dijk
by DefinitelyNotConnor October 10, 2017
A sophie o connor is a person who you cant trust and she will try to know your crush she also has a crush on the fat kids in school.
Kid 1: ughh i hate britney and she loves allt he fat kids
Kid 2: i know right she is totaly a sophie o connor
Kid 2: i know right she is totaly a sophie o connor
by Iampotatosauce April 25, 2020
blonde headed blue eyed child of god. he loves the lord and everything around it. he loves children and cats and little red dingalings. he can’t keep a gf tho. it’s ok. he smells like hot dog water and vacuum bags .
by love of food September 08, 2020
by Random0505 June 30, 2019