cock bone

A person who doesn't want to listen when spoken to. They think they are right on everything so when someone is telling them something they could care less.

I tried to tell joe not to drink and drive but he thinks he is sober enough. He sure is being a cock bone.

by jimmybomm April 22, 2020

Kettle cock

your cock is physically a kettle

I woke up with kettle cock, so i hung myself from the door handle.

by leukaemia is funny November 11, 2019

Sisi's Cock

The largest biological structure known to man, a unknown bio source detected by NASA, during the hubble telescopes routine orbit, measured at being 100 billion times the size of the solar systems sun, emitting unknown cloudy white substances from one of its ends. It was detected to by Scott Robert Sun, who was original mission was to use the telescopes higg power electro magnetic fielding scope to find his father, but had accidentally discovered the biomass instead... some 20 parsers away from the solar systems circumcenter.

Hogo: yo did u hear about the new mega large dildo being sold at the homebush boys canteen?

Totus: No but I want to buy it... is it as big as Sisi's cock? I dont use anything smaller than that...

by gawkgawkdoubletwist December 29, 2021

Cock in the box

Used to discribe that moment when you have a hard dick and a closed pants but as soon as you open your pants your dick jumps out like a jack in the box

I dont like wearing this pants because it creates a mean cock in the box.

by The Fap Factory March 13, 2015

cock neglector

Girlfriend who wont go down on you cock.

Boyfriend - I've just spead all morning going down on u, can u go down on me now?
girlfriend - no!
boyfriend - your such a cock neglector

by josh 206543 February 19, 2009

cock-in-the-mouth

asshole, jerk, loser; clusterfuck.

Pl. hotly debated whether plural form is "cocks-in-the-mouth" or "cock-in-the-mouths".

Did you have you review with that cock-in-the-mouth boss of yours?"; "Yes, I would change lanes if this cock-in-the-mouth would get out of my way."; "St. Patty's day in NYC is one gigantic cock-in-the-mouth.

by joebohobitz April 17, 2011

cock-a-maimy

used to describe anything which has qualities of stupidity, childishness, and general foolhardyness.

I was told that all roosters can play the lute and sing, and wear puffy breeches. this turned out to be a cock-a-maimy fact.

by intro.infinity March 27, 2009