Chester, NJ

a overly upper class town. Inhabiting this town you will find less than 10 hard laborers, that are also legal citizens. Of the population that are minors you'll find a large amount of emos, the "Wolf Pack", and a shit ton of people that play soccer, the entire population, tough diverse can agree that they all hate their town. fortunately, it is not as boring as the neighboring town mendham. the youth also seem to enjoy partaking in activities that involve drinking and smoking weed. altough some will do it just so they'll be "cool" (see back to wolf pack.).

"I can't wait to get out of Chester, NJ"

by Chesterite November 24, 2009

Cheat Chain

an instrument used by one member of a relationship in the retaliation on another member of a longtime relationship when caught in a precarious predicament....then used to pull someone's truck from some deep ass mud.

When you've been with a chick for a while and still bangin' other brods; but she's been with other guys too so she doesn't care....until she actually catches you in the bedroom tied up 'cause you're into freaky shit like that and it turns out that so is she. You think you're in the clear as she leaves the room with a hot ass look in her eye and a lil' shit eatin grin on her face (you know the one, it means somethin' bad is about to go down but you want to see how it plays out cause you are into freaky shit as I established earlier) then all of a sudden...BOOOOMMMM, she's set the door way on fire and jumped through wearing nothing but a pair of your old football cleats (you know the ones, you left them by the sofa when you and tha guys played a pick up game and that dude screwed up his nuggets when he got his bitchass trampled by you and that other guy, and the other guy is a real fatass, like tippin' 5-0-0 atleast so you know that shit hurt like hell but you didn't give a damn cause that bitch has owed you fitty bucks for 7 months and you got down in his face and yelled "THAT'S 49-95 TA GO SUCKA!!" and he hobbled his ass to his mama's....it was a good day) for traction, BO-Tu-Koo-Koo war paint, and hand puppet named Whimpie, and she screams "GET THA CHEAT CHAIN BI-A-ITCH!!" so the other girl actually hauls ass to get the damn thing and well... she pretty much beats the fuck out of you from that point. Moral of this story kids: if you're going to cheat get a motel room atleast 3 hours away or don't have random chains just lying around the house where a dumb whore can get them.

by mr.niceguyseviltwin:roy July 31, 2009

Chesty

Slang term for a big breasted woman

Look at her big breasts!She's chesty!

by Black Fascist Hater November 1, 2012

chester drago

best kid ever, also felt left out of all the online cat fighting that the 7th (and some 8th) grade girls were having.

Note: kim yulick, emily silk, etc. God damnit, why can't these girls just grow up?

Kim: You're a rabbit.
Garrette: You're a slut.

Time to grow up. Kim isn't a slut, garrette is obviously a human, just get over yourselves ladies.

by chester April 16, 2005

Chestnut

To punch somebody for little to no reason

"So we were at this bar having a good time, when out of nowhere Zach just chestnuts a complete stranger, and we got thrown out.

by Rob Freidman January 27, 2008

chester molester

One who has sex with children.

Tell the kids to stay away from that chester molester.

by Happy Noodle Blacker August 23, 2006

chesting

When one guy seemingly at random punches another guy in the chest, knocking the air out of him. This is done back and forth between the two males as a game. Each incident is increasingly surprising for the victim.

Guy 1: -sitting on the couch, watching T.V.-
Guy 2: -creeps up behind couch, with stealth-
Guy 1: -goes to change the channel...-
Guy 2: -attacks- "CHEST!"
Guy 1: -falls over, without air-

This is chesting.

by anonymous576 January 28, 2006