A irrelevant ass kid who thinks he better everyone else and thinks he deserves the world when he’s just an annoying kid
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by Discordforlive September 4, 2019
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Playing this game is REALLY painful
You will die 1,000,000+ times
Playing this game is REALLY painful
You will die 1,000,000+ times
by Hamtaro November 13, 2019
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Battleship is when you sit in a stall next to a friend and both masturbate while trying to shoot your nut over the wall onto your friend
by Jhonneria October 30, 2019
Get the Battleship mug.A type of strategy game where the death of an NPC is perfectly normal and might even be part of the plan.
In battle simulators, you control when and where your units are deployed, and your AI opponent does the same. Once a unit is deployed, it goes completely automatic - it'll target an enemy, approach that enemy and attack the enemy if it is within attack range. If it survives, it will go on to target a new enemy, and the process repeats. Basically everyone is a mindless killing machine who always fights to the death!
I mean, battle simulators will never provide a good representation of war in real life, unless nations start using robots to fight each other.
In battle simulators, you control when and where your units are deployed, and your AI opponent does the same. Once a unit is deployed, it goes completely automatic - it'll target an enemy, approach that enemy and attack the enemy if it is within attack range. If it survives, it will go on to target a new enemy, and the process repeats. Basically everyone is a mindless killing machine who always fights to the death!
I mean, battle simulators will never provide a good representation of war in real life, unless nations start using robots to fight each other.
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is a great battle simulator to pick up for PC. And if you want a free battle simulator for mobile, I would really recommend The Battle Cats. In both games, every character moves and attacks differently, and the fights are weird and wacky and very enjoyable.
by Helispark November 2, 2019
Get the battle simulator mug.Battleships is a fun interactive group game, where you battle friends and foe in a hard war. In battleships you sit with your legs apart and connect your foot with another person or a group of people. Then the game begins... you must ejaculate on another person but you cannot move so if you ejaculate on yourself or be ejaculated on your out! Last man standing wins.
by Jaffa550 January 3, 2020
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Pirate 2: Not with my....battle pussy drops pants to reveal pristine pussy
Pirate 1: Oh wow.... walks the plank
6 months later
under the sea
Kraken and Pirate 2 engaging in tentacle sex.
Pirate 2: Not with my....battle pussy drops pants to reveal pristine pussy
Pirate 1: Oh wow.... walks the plank
6 months later
under the sea
Kraken and Pirate 2 engaging in tentacle sex.
by Men-Oh-Pause February 26, 2020
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Coronavirus battleap : Terrorests where plotting to hit the Wuhan market on a planned date and time. The exact people that would have been there at the ATTACK, came together earlier SO DUE TO THE PLANNED ATTACK THE BATTLEAP DISTORTED and the virus manifested. ???
by Bryn Benn March 29, 2020
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