A condition caused by excessive lint (commonly present in a new pair of underwear) clinging to the scrotum after the first use. The fuzz will fuse with ball sweat or Fermunda Cheese giving the appearance of an African-American's scrotum.
Trisha was disgusted at my Black Sack! She didn't believe that it was from my new pair of Fruit-of-the-Loom boxer briefs.
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The idea of Black March is to not consume anything media related in all of March 2012. That is no books, no magazines, no movies, no music downloads, illegal or legal.
Black March is a reaction to the SOPA and PIPA which is threatening the internet community and its rights to share files.
Hopefully, Black March will target corporations economically and show them not to ever mess with the power of the internet.
The idea of Black March is to not consume anything media related in all of March 2012. That is no books, no magazines, no movies, no music downloads, illegal or legal.
Black March is a reaction to the SOPA and PIPA which is threatening the internet community and its rights to share files.
Hopefully, Black March will target corporations economically and show them not to ever mess with the power of the internet.
by Sean Owenz February 6, 2012
Get the Black March mug.A character in a novel called "Criticism of the General Population".
Rebecca is a talented singer looking for fame, and when she comes across an organization called the ARK Music Factory, her dreams seem to be not far away.
After her first song is released, however, thousands of people die from hemorrhaging ears. She finds that the song that she sung, "Friday", is cursed, and will cause listeners to either die a slow, agonizing death or go insane. Rebecca also finds that ARK Music Factory had tricked many other people into the same situation as her.
The world marks her as an evil witch, and condemns her to the pits of hell...
Rebecca is a talented singer looking for fame, and when she comes across an organization called the ARK Music Factory, her dreams seem to be not far away.
After her first song is released, however, thousands of people die from hemorrhaging ears. She finds that the song that she sung, "Friday", is cursed, and will cause listeners to either die a slow, agonizing death or go insane. Rebecca also finds that ARK Music Factory had tricked many other people into the same situation as her.
The world marks her as an evil witch, and condemns her to the pits of hell...
by ellipsisdotdotdot November 14, 2011
Get the Rebecca Black mug.Blacke Bearde knew the importance of image in his line of work. Before battle, he would dress all in black, strap several pistols to his chest and put on a large black captain’s hat. Then, he would put slow burning fuses in his hair and beard. The fuses constantly sputtered and gave off smoke, which wreathed him in a perpetual greasy fog. He looked like a devil who had stepped right out of hell and onto a pirate ship and most of his victims simply surrendered their cargo rather than fight him.
by Miss Defy October 7, 2011
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I fondly recall seeing Jessica Black out on the tundra in the spring time sun with an unending smile.
Travel south as she may, deep down Jessica Black knows Arctic lovers offer exquisite company and mating opportunities.
For some odd reason, and despite her obvious migratory tendencies, Jessica Black has yet to consent to booking a plane ticket.
Travel south as she may, deep down Jessica Black knows Arctic lovers offer exquisite company and mating opportunities.
For some odd reason, and despite her obvious migratory tendencies, Jessica Black has yet to consent to booking a plane ticket.
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Frank: "Howd it go in there Dan?"
Dan: "Great, just left the biggest black orphan i've ever dropped off."
Frank: "Howd it go in there Dan?"
Dan: "Great, just left the biggest black orphan i've ever dropped off."
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