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Water Pigs

Cops with boats; Lake Patrol.
"Aw shit, Larry, Water Pigs! Get the motor working, quick!"
by Fuggin Balls September 21, 2020
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gum-pig

A person who buys a container of gum with the intention of chewing pieces only when needed to freshen their breath, but ends up in a chewing frenzy, popping piece after piece until they're all gone. Often they end up giving their gum to someone else to hold for them with instructions to hand out pieces to them periodically.
He went through his entire pack of gum in one day, chewing rapidly until his jaws hurt, like a gum-pig.
by GingerHoyt September 5, 2017
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Whisky Pig

The fatty/ugly skank you bring home from the bar at 3am. Whisky Pig.
Hey man, who the hell was that nasty whisky pig you rode home last night?
or
Hey dude, want to go out?? We can get drunk and rassle us up a coupla whisky pigs...they'll let us do anything we want to um...even do um in the pooper!
by HDSterms May 31, 2013
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Squeaking the Pig

After a day of removing windows and fixing broken shelves, you turn to your wife and say "It's time for squeaking the pig"
Dunkaroo really went full squeaking the pig last night
by Xeothought October 30, 2021
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pig's brexit

A total mess, with those ultimately responsible for creating it uninvolved in clearing it up.

Although it can be used as a humorous and politically related drop-in replacement for pig's breakfast, pig's brexit has the added implication that those implicated for the omni-shambles have disimplicated themselves from dealing with its consequences — or been disimplicated from doing so — which makes pig's brexit more of a hit-and-run than simply a pig's breakfast.
I can't believe he made such as pig's brexit of the party booking. No food, no booze and the place was a dump. He didn't even turn up!
by WordFriday July 10, 2016
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Copyright pig

A copyright pig is a common species of bitchass nigga that abuses copyright for its own gain/profit. its copyrighted works are usually derivative and unoriginal, despite this it acts like it invented the thing it copyrighted and will DMCA anyone who dares try anything similar to it. the Copyright pig loves fan art, it sees fan art as another opportunity to make quick cash off of small creators. it achieves this by sending in an army of pale underweight gremlins (commonly referred to as "lawyers") to their house. these gremlins are equipped with LRADs and will sound the LRADs until the fan artist deletes the fan art off twitter.

Sometimes, when a copyright pig starts getting called out for what they did, depending on the copyright pig's reputation they will attract overzealous fans that will defend kabillion gazillionaire companies to their dying breath

Here are a few examples of copyright pigs:
Nintendo, Disney, BIG Games, DaFuq!?Boom!, Every single fatass that abuses youtube content ID for music they don't own
Bruh!! i just got DMCA'd by BIG Games! apparently Preston owns the concept square animals, as if Minecraft hasn't been doing that for 12 years. What a fucking copyright pig
by AnneBonny September 19, 2023
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perfumed pig

Any vehicle for sale listed on any one of the popular on-line vehicle sales sites (and on-line auction sites) that in reality is a piece of junk, but with a quick inexpensive paint job, the vehicle looks great in the on-line photos (which are usually not very large).

Upon buying or winning the bid on such a car, and once the new owner obtains the vehicle, he/she finds out that the vehicle basically had just a quick cheap paint job that only looks good from 20 feet away. He/she finds rust was painted over, and everything else about the car is a nightmare (bad suspension, leaking window seals, electrical problems, underside body rot, missing parts, etc.)

The new owner will find that they will spend thousands of dollars just to get the vehicle roadworthy, which by that time, the inexpensive quick paint job will start to wear and peel, and rust will begin to bubble through.

A perfumed pig seems to sell for twice what its actually worth simply because the combination of the fresh paint job & on-line photos make it appear that the vehicle is worth more.
The car Smitty bought on-line looked good until you got right up on it where you could see it was painted right over scratches and rust, and it needed so much work just for him to drive it... he really got suckered into buying a perfumed pig.
by Charles Waggon July 1, 2009
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