99 'till 11

Basically 99 'till 1 but repeatedly

1.Dummy: Do I look fine?

Peep1: Stop!! now its 99 'till 11 you dummy!!!

2.Shouter:Hey the time gone slower. this is 99 'till 11!!!

3.Alter ego: Bye
Target: Don't come back!!!
ego: Hi
Target:Grrr!!! GET OUT OF HERE!! I KNEW I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE 99 'TILL 11!!! JUST GO!!!

by OtherTimeOver June 3, 2020

11

The Security or a security worker

Somebody yelled out „fuck 12“ at me. I do Security Bitch I‘m 11.

by _Anima_ June 4, 2020

November 11

A dutch holiday named sint maarten
Basically just halloween with homemade lanterns for kids under 12 without costumes and instead of saying "trick or treat" they sing a song about two walking tomatoes

November 11th
Kids: *knocks on stranger's door*
Adult: *opens door* oh! Those lanterns are so pretty! Did you make them yourself?
Kids: *ignore the adult and start singing*
Adult: that was beautiful! I never heard that song before! *shows a bowl of candy* grab any!
Kids: *grab a piece of candy, stuffs it in backpack, walks away*

by SofiaCasedia June 16, 2020

9/11

A event that happened that caused a series of following things in the world, for example taught america not to fuck with random countries and randomly raise wars, as most of the planet agrees, and proved that it is a anti-Semitic, racist country due to the fact they accused the religion and not the small group that did it .

9/11 was a time where everyone learned something, and it was the downfall of the egotistical country that we all know.
(I don't support the event, I support what the taught)

by Pussydetroyer101 July 5, 2020

December 11

Commemoratory date for all the cheating significant others, caught or not.

Let's try and show them love for they do not understand how STDs get transferred

Bro 1: wow, look at that guy, always wondered how he turned out
Bro 2: why what happened to him
Bro 1: He got a december 11th, lost his assets and was homeless for a while. At least he has a groceries shopping cart now

by $&× October 22, 2020

august 11

slap your friend day

"YEAH! it august 11"
"oh no"

by booky shlooky October 28, 2020

11 and a half inches

A really big dong.

Emma’s day dong is 11 and a half inches.

by EmsyXx October 10, 2020