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flip your orbit

Noun: to see or experience something so monumental, extreme or life changing that your world has - figuratively - flipped its orbit.
Person 1: "Woah, did you just see that rig with HUGE arms fit through that TINY doorway?! It's enough to make you flip your orbit!"

Person 2: "That's so monumental, extreme and life changing I AM going to flip my orbit!"
by .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,. February 4, 2010
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Your mom

Your mom (yôr mäm)

A phrase that you should use in responce to any question.
A phrase that may insult other people.
Billy: What are we doing today?
You: Your mom

Friend: Who else will be at the party tonight?
You: Your mom.
Friend: ....

Teacher: Who are you?
You: Your mom
Teacher: PRINCIPLE NOW.
by Snakefinger 534 November 6, 2021
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Your Mum

A well-known woman that every other person on Earth seems to have fucked in some unwholesome matter at one time or another; especially on Xbox Live.
"Who's the slut in the pink boob tube?"
"Your mum."
by Project 571 March 8, 2013
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your dad didn't leave you

your dad didn't leave you
what???????????????????//
by very cool swing set November 24, 2024
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Happened to me, like has anyone else had this problem?

I created 3 definitions yesterday and none of them are on the website yet...

I am so disappointed.
When your definition was created yesterday and still hasn't been reviewed so it isn't published
by Poopz💩 October 1, 2022
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Penny for your thoughts

When you get blackout drunk and end the night with a spectacular performance of Irish Yoga unbeknownst to you with your face firmly pressed against a shinny copper penny. Then proceed to present to work the next morning with said shiny copper penny still adhered to your massively hung over forehead.
April - Hey Caleb can I give you a penny for your thoughts?

Caleb - sure whats up?

April - never mind I see you already have one.
by Reedski January 30, 2022
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Scratching Your Knee

A term that is used as an excuse for when you’re caught jerking one out. Could also mean jerking off in general.
Guy 1: Hey man we’re you just wanking it?!?!
Guy 2: Nah, just scratching my knee.
Guy 1: Oh, alright, continue scratching your knee then.
by TheRussianHammer May 16, 2018
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