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Fuck Britain Day

Every year, on March 18, we celebrate Fuck Britain Day - a day in which we remember that the UK sucks ass and should be dissolved. Originating in Ireland, it has become popular in other countries such as the US and Australia.
"It's March 18, everyone! Happy Fuck Britain Day!"
by Frenchbread_2727 March 17, 2023
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chicken fried fuck

When you have taken so much shit you just give up and dont give a chicken fried fuck.
Lori was pissed off at all the bullshit she just quit giving a chicken fried fuck
by Crazy southern chick June 30, 2021
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Bat nose fuck

Where you tape the tip of your nose up to expose your nostrils (to look like a bat/pig) and give someone a rimjob with your nose.
"So what did you and Sadie get up to? Heard she's freaky."
"Man, she tried to give me a bat nose fuck. I would've preferred to be pegged."
by Honeymoon69 July 1, 2021
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Fuck You Mean?!

1) Extreme confusion with a situation, almost in disbelief, even though you sort of know the answer. The usual reaction when a person says or does something extremely shocking.

Sometimes a Rhetorical Question
1) "Uh, hey Lisa, I just came from the clinic, u might want to get urself checked out" "FUCK YOU MEAN?!"

2) *while on a first date*
Fuck You Mean you left your wallet at home?!
by Imari_J August 22, 2011
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jesus suffering fuck

The most awesomely hardcore blasphemous thing you can say. Try to reserve this amazing phrase to times which require a little extra. Like when the earth explodes, or you wake up to find a 50ft high dildo standing over your girlfriend’s corpse quietly singing god save the queen.
Boss: You're fired. Oh and I fucked your wife and she died.
Miguel: Eh.
Boss: Wtf.
Miguel: My job and wife were boring me. Time to purge myself and move on.
Miguel (walking out yells over shoulder): Hey! By the way, that wasnt my wife. I put your wife in disguise.
Boss: JESUS SUFFERING FUCK!
by Grant Hayes May 6, 2005
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Fuck Shit Up

(verb):
1) used as a term of causing mayhem or chaos or raising havoc

2) doing crazy shit to cause attention to oneself and gain weird looks of exasperation from common bystanders or onlookers

abbreviated : FSU
by Scott Slaw May 29, 2010
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fuck me good

A phrase used by Russell Brand during his "Shame" comedy stand-up act referring to when he once put on an American accent during sex.
by coolwhitegirl August 14, 2010
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