the cranky old lady is someone who asked you to take down your trampoline and puts a no parking sign next to your car. basically she is a difficult old woman who thinks all expats are rude.
“did you see the cranky old lady?”
“yes” jude said “we all put sausages covered in ketchup on her car!”
*the group cackles*
“yes” jude said “we all put sausages covered in ketchup on her car!”
*the group cackles*
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