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Your Team

A game invented by Stephanie Fowler in Baltimore, MD made famous in the 2000's in Birmingham, AL where people "draft" laughable or terrible people, things, or situations to other peoples' "teams". The person with the most "players" on his or her team loses. The friends who play the game use their own collective, niche judgement within the group to decide if something is bad enough to be put on a team.
1. That skinny dude with the camo shorts and orange vest in the mall is on Your Team.

2. That license plate that says, "Stylish" is on Your Team.

3. Your on your own Team for browsing Urban Dictionary.

4. "Between the old men, the awful singer in the band, and the girl who fell in her high heels and threw up on the dance floor that you put on my team I've definitely lost Your Team for the day."
by DoctorPresident February 13, 2020
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your mum

A mother or a mother of a child. The word can be used as an insult on someone typically on your mum or you.

your mum.
Steve: "Hey Jimmy tell me a joke"
Jimmy: "your mum"

And that was the last time we ever saw Jimmy again...
by Senor Ghost November 25, 2021
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your grandpap a trap

person 1: Your mom gay
person 2: Your dad lesbian
person 1: *Kidneys explode*
person 2: Don't make me say it

person 1: Do it
person 2: Your grandpap a trap
*Entire multiverse collapses*
by danktrash May 14, 2018
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National send your girlfriend the picture she wants day

April 14

This day is for all the boyfriends to stop being kutte and send their girlfriends the pictures they want
Boy 1: I’m not sending you the picture

Girl 1: Stop being a slimy, vomit-inducing pervert, you have to it’s national send your girlfriend the picture she wants day
by Sammy Wammy April 14, 2022
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Your Brother A Mother

The Worst of the Worst of the family phrases! Never to be used lightly!
by Handle Jangle May 14, 2018
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national let your daughter straighten her hair day

mom. you should really let your daughter straight there hair. she needs to look good for school on monday.. and for her crush😘😘
it’s national let your daughter straighten her hair day. let her do it!
by bdnsiegebenen September 16, 2023
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Lay your lips upon my ass.

This is a more posh and refined way to say "kiss my ass". It is quite a way to win an argument.
"I will say whatever I want whenever I want. However, I want and if you got a problem with that, then you can lay your lips upon my ass."
by Yeag3300 March 18, 2024
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