my grandmother
by comesockcutiepie August 9, 2023
Get the nasty old hag mug.A golden oldie is a old person. Typically old people are weak and has limited mobility but a golden oldie is the opposite. Even if they are old they are still very healthy and is still successful in their field. You use this word for people who are no longer young but still successful.
Note: Calling an old person "oldie" will sound disrespectful.
Note: Calling an old person "oldie" will sound disrespectful.
My Grandpa is a golden oldie, he still plays rugby at the age of 77
Buffon still plays football at the age of 45, he is a golden oldie
Buffon still plays football at the age of 45, he is a golden oldie
by DABLOCK970 August 16, 2023
Get the Golden oldie mug.by Pebbles B August 31, 2023
Get the dying old man intestines mug.Gary's Harry Truman in Oppenheimer; from Commissioner Gordon in 'The Dark Knight' to the White House. Leadership at its finest.
Example of how it's used in a sentence:
Person 1: Who's playing President Truman in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: It's Gary Oldman as Harry Truman , who else? From Gotham to the Oval Office.
Person 1: Who's playing President Truman in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: It's Gary Oldman as Harry Truman , who else? From Gotham to the Oval Office.
by courtofowls September 4, 2023
Get the Gary Oldman as Harry Truman mug.Somebody who looks on the brink of death due to exhaustion, (therefore looking like a lady who is ancient as hell) this can usually be fixed by an alarm clock and a sensible bed time.
Rosie hasn’t been sleeping due to family issues, the principle pulled her in and called her a haggard old lady. How DARE she look after her family. An alarm clock is overdue for certain.
by Irishasafupa September 4, 2023
Get the haggard old lady mug.Usually occurs in men 65 or older.
Symptoms include:
- Wearing of cargo shorts, Skechers and New Balance shoes. -Food stains on all shirts. -The uncontrollable urge to share medical conditions with total strangers. -A sudden, frozen gaze. Mouth agape(drool sometimes present) as if they have no freaking idea of where they are. -Experts on all things: Politics, driving directions,grilling, etc. -Often forget why they are in the bathroom.
ODH wives usually die before them, out of pure desire.
This leads to the ODH usually being found dead, due to starvation, in filthy clothing.
If you suspect you are near an ODH: Don't make eye contact. Never, ever ask, "How ya doin'?"
Symptoms include:
- Wearing of cargo shorts, Skechers and New Balance shoes. -Food stains on all shirts. -The uncontrollable urge to share medical conditions with total strangers. -A sudden, frozen gaze. Mouth agape(drool sometimes present) as if they have no freaking idea of where they are. -Experts on all things: Politics, driving directions,grilling, etc. -Often forget why they are in the bathroom.
ODH wives usually die before them, out of pure desire.
This leads to the ODH usually being found dead, due to starvation, in filthy clothing.
If you suspect you are near an ODH: Don't make eye contact. Never, ever ask, "How ya doin'?"
"That guy told me about his bowel movements for 20 minutes. He must have ODH (Old Dick Head) Syndrome"
by The Natrona Jackhammer July 16, 2024
Get the ODH (Old Dick Head) Syndrome mug.by Astrawire July 17, 2024
Get the Alexander Oldham mug.